Happy With You [] Oikawa x Reader

Haunted House pt.2

Hi again, my shits💩❤️

The rest of the car ride was painfully as Iwa and Matsun unapologetically gave Oikawa and I shit for hooking up in Iwa's car.

"Iwa, its not like we were fucking," Oikawa huffed.

"...Yet," Matsun finished.

Iwa pointed at Matsun, "exactly, stop acting like you wouldn't have attempted to reproduce with each other if we left you two alone."

"We wouldn't have," I replied, "Oikawa always has a condom in his wallet." 

Iwa turned around to glare at me, and Oikawa laughed, giving me a fist bump, "HA! thats my girl."

"whatever," Iwa huffed, "if you do it again, im beating shittykawa up, and you, (y/n), I'm gonna steal your phone charger."

"Okay Iwa," Oikawa and I sighed in unison.

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Inside Party City, we dropped the argument and huddled around the deranged clown masks.

"These. These are perfect," Matsun beamed. Instantly, we all grabbed a horrid mask, pulling them over our faces. Oikawa was having issues getting his mask over his head, and Matsun smacked his crotch during his moment of weakness. Oikawa folded over in pain while Iwa and Matsun ran away cry laughing. I myself was torn between joining them or supporting my boyfriend. 

I was about to put a hand on Oikawa's back when he suddenly sprang up and began chasing the other two boys down the party decorations aisle. 

I kinda just stood there. I wanted to roughhouse too, but I know I would get hurt, and they were getting dangerously close to a shelf full of glitter capsules. So, i decided to spectate and watch the following unfold: Oikawa easily caught up to them, snatching Iwa by his flapping hood before yanking it back and causing Iwa to literally fly down the aisle. However, Iwa quickly scrambled back on all fours and grabbed Oikawa's ankle.

Oikawa immediately fell forward, knocking into Matsun and henceforth pushing both of them into the glitter shelving.

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"Thank you for shopping with us!" The cashier spoke, as she handed me 4 clown masks.

"Im so sorry," I apologized before leaving the car and walking up to Iwa's car. I opened the back door, climbed in, and glared at the 3 boys sitting in the car, all shit full of glitter. "You guys are ridiculous," I scoffed distributing the masks, "all three of you managed to get banned from Party City. Do you know how fucking dumb that sounds? Im not even gonna start about how you all now collectively owe the store $250 for the destroyed glitter unless you want them to press charges."

They laughed shyly, and Oikawa was the first to speak "sorry (y/n)."

followed by the other two
"yeah, sorry (y/n)"
"were sorry, (y/n)"

I smiled, "Its okay, consider this payback for earlier events, Iwa."

Iwa immediately stopped laughing, flipped me off, and began driving.

While we were driving to the haunted house, we all put on our masks in the car so we could roll down our windows and star at the people driving next to us. 

It scared the shit out of almost everyone except for an old dude who just flipped us off.

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The Cream Team
9:13pm

Makki: wya

(Y/n): inside the haunted house wbu

Makki: standing outside

Iwa: come in. we are right inside

Matsun: hurry, this place is fucked.

Oikawa: fr

You guessed it! we are in fact not 'right inside' the haunted house. Right now, we are hiding in a closet towards the end. The thing is, when we walked up to the haunted house wearing the masks, the workers let us walk right into the house and go wherever we wanted without trying to scare us since they thought we were workers too. So now our plan is to force Makki to walk through the house alone and finish him off at the end and chase him outside.

While we were waiting near the exit, Makki texted us several times, asking where we really were but we just ignored them. 

After several minutes we heard a familiar voice complain, "stupid idiots, tricking me into walking through a haunted house by myself. I oughta show em a lesson," makki grumbled as he approached the closet we were all stuffed in.

When he got close enough, Matsun opened the door, looming over Makki. He spoke in a creepy, low, and unrecognizable voice, "Go ahead and show me that oh-so-frightening lesson, why dont ya?" 

Makki froze in fear.

Now Oikawa stepped out, mimicking Matsun's voice "Yeah come on, Hanamaki"

Now makki began taking timid steps back. 

Now I stepped out, "don't be scared, we already know everything about you!"

Iwa followed suit, "you're social security number is 762-"

"NOOOOOOOOO!!" Makki screamed as he began sprinting outside.

We all chased him down the outside area, for a while before Matsun eventually gave in and took his mask off, "its so fucking hard to run and breathe in these."

Unfortunately an employee noticed Matsun, "hey! you can't do that! Let me see all our work IDs!"

The four of us mumbled a unanimous "oh shit," before Matsun threw his mask back on, grabbed Makki's sleeve and we all ran back to Iwa's car while security chased after us.

"Are you guys fucking kidding me?!" Makki whisper yelled and we continued to b-line it to the parking lot.

"shut up and run!" Oikawa retorted before grabbing my hand to make sure i kept up with them.

When we got inside Iwa's car, we all panted as Iwa whipped right on out, back to whoever's house was closest. "Im never skipping school again," Makki sighed.

Oikawa simply lifted up my mask and kissed me.

♥ ♥ ♥

I know it was anti climactic but sneaking into haunted houses is so fun and strangely easy. I recommend it, but in smaller groups so its not as sus.

MKAY LOVE YOU BYE

-ME