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While the boys were at practice, I decided to work on the schoolwork I missed today. This only lasted an hour until my gums got sore, so I went into the kitchen to get new ice packs. Damn, who knew getting your wisdom teeth taken out hurt so much afterwards? When my parents got home, we talked for a while before the two of them decided to go out and have a cute dinner together. 

A few moments after they left, I heard my doorbell being spammed. Glancing outside the front door window, I saw non other than Oikawa, Iwa, Makki, and Matsun all smushing their faces into the small glass pane on my front door. By the time I stood up to open the door, Oiks drew a smiley face from the fog of their breaths. I grinned and opened the door for them.

 As they filed in, Oikawa pulled me into a one-arm hug since his other hand was holding a grocery bag. "Hey (Y/n)-chan, nice ice packs" Oikawa greeted with a warm smile, glancing at the frozen pea bags I held onto my cheeks. His call was followed by...

Makki, "Have you seriously been watching anime all day?"

Iwa, "feeling better?"

And Matsun, "You look terrible"

"Hi, yes, yes, and fuck you," I answered, playfully rolling my eyes at Matsun. 

"Well are you hungry?" Oikawa asked as he let go of me before going to the kitchen counter where he began emptying the grocery bag.

I nodded. "Very." Following after him. When I reached Oikawa's side, he raised a hand and gently ruffled up my hair.

Iwa came over too and reached over the counter towards the grocery bag, pulling out a bag of Sour Patch Kids. "So (Y/n), how was getting you're wisdom teeth removed? Any fun?" he started with an immediate mouthful.

I thought for a moment. "Honestly, my favorite part was being put under. I didn't think it would hit so hard." Makki and Matsun joined us, leaning against the kitchen counter beside Iwa, Oikawa and me.

Matsun tilted his head, "What did you think it was gonna be like?"

Iwa-chan tilted his bag of Sour Patch Kids towards me, and I was about to grab one when I remembered I cant eat solid foods yet. Iwa noticed and scoffed, and I flipped him off. "Mind over matter? I just thought I could power through it."

Makki scoffed. "(Y/n). You cant just 'mind over matter' anesthesia."

Oikawa chuckled as he took a can of chicken noodle soup from the grocery bag and walked in front of the stove to cook it. "(Y/n)-chan, you couldn't even 'mind over matter' the after effects of anesthesia. You were still all over the place when I visited you yesterday," he teased.

I pouted. "I wasn't that bad! You should've seen me on the car ride home. My mom said I wouldn't stop crying." 

"Huh? Why were you crying?" Oikawa asked, plopping the soup into a pot and turning on the stove.

"I was upset that the tooth fairy wouldn't come and give me absolute bank since I just had 4 extracted," I explained.

Makki sighed. "Yeah... hate to break it to you (Y/n), but the tooth fairy only likes little kids."

Matsukawa solemnly nodded. "Like a pedo."

"Hey. At least she pays," Makki retorted.

"Santa Claus does too, though. Except he gives gifts." I added.

Makki's eyes widened, "Dude. Santa's a sugar daddy. 'Ho Ho Ho, come sit in my lap and tell me what you want. I'll give you it.' "

Matsukawa laughed as he intercepted a couple Sour Patch kids from Iwa's hand. "You know? I used to dream of being Santa when I was little. I thought that if I was Santa, I would have elves too, so i'd finally have friends-"

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