Alexia: Credit for the art is YogurtFrost on DeviantArt.
Jack: No...Nononononono! NO! NO NO!
Miko: Yesyesyesyes! YASS!
Jack: DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS!
Miko: Come on *slyly grins and nudges Jack with her elbow* This is peak teasing material.
Jack: *glares at Alexia* I'm gonna murder you.
Alexia: Good luck with that.
Optimus: So, there are ships between me and...Mrs Darby?
Jack: What type of sick, demented person, came up with this ship?!?!?!
Miko: Clearly, you've never heard of Milf appeal Jack.
Knockout: Milfs and Dilfs, am I right?
Miko: Aw yeah my slutty friend! *high fives Knockout*
Jack: *turns green* I think I'm gonna be sick...
Ratchet: Aren't we forgetting that both paired parties must be present?
Alexia: Oh! Thanks for reminding me!
Jack: DON'T YOU DARE BRING MY MUM-!
No sooner did Jack speak, Mrs. Darby suddenly appeared in front of him, looking extremely surprised and confused.
Mrs. Darby: What the- Jack???
Jack: Mum, I'm so sorry!
Arcee: Hey June.
Mrs. Darby: Hey Arcee. Jack what is going on?
Jack: ALEXIA SEND HER BACK NOW!!!
Alexia: *sighs dramatically* Oh well, if you insist...
Jack: Thank yo-
Alexia: *pulls out a 5 foot stack of paper from nowhere* We can just read all this fanfiction I printed out about Optimus and Mrs. Darby instead! A reasonable sacrifice, don't you agree?
Jack: ...
Alexia: Ohh look! *Pulls one paper out* This one has tentacle porn!
Jack: ...
...I fucking hate you.
Alexia: I know you do.
Jack: Why do you do this???
Alexia: I'm here to cause suffering, not kiss ass.
Mrs Darby: Excuse me but why am I here?
Ratchet: *throws his arms in the air* Here we go again...
Two minutes of exposition later..
Mrs Darby: *looks awkwardly at everyone then at Optimus* So there are people that...like the thought of us being together?
Jack: Demented people *side eyeing both Alexia and Miko*
Alexia and Miko: *smiling innocently with halos over their heads*
Optimus: *kneels to get down to better level with June* I deeply apologize for the inconvenience Mrs Darby, but I assure you it will all be over momentarily. By now, a system has naturally been set up as to how these... meetings proceed.
Alexia: Not if the author gets bored with the same old formula and decides to spice things up~
Jack: You add anymore spice to this formula and I'm pouring chilli powder down your nose.
Alexia: Technically, it would be UP my nose-
At that moment, Arcee stood behind Jack, back straight, arms crossed and an expression that simply read 'Try it Glitch and find out what happens.'
YOU ARE READING
TFP Ship Reaction
FanfictionThe cast of tfp along with myself will be reacting to tfp ships. So what are we waiting for? LET'S GO!
