TFP Ship Reaction

Optimus x Megatron

Me: This was requested by CrystalZebra and ConPrincessStarfire

Megatron: Whoever those people are must be suffering from mental illness. Who would pair me with Optimus?!

Me: Uh...many people, including myself.

Optimus: I'm sorry... WHAT?!!!

Alexia: Search the internet and you'll get like a gillion hits on fanfiction, fan art and smut dedicated to the both of you.

Optimus and Megatron: ...

Shockwave: A gillion is not a real number.

Miko: *rolls eyes in annoyance* Thanks Shockwave for ruining the moment with science.

Shockwave: That was not science, that was-

Miko: LOGIC! We get it!!!

Shockwave become instantly silenced with shock and so had everyone else. They had not expected Miko to suddenly explode angrily like that. Miko was glaring at Shockwave with deep animosity. Suddenly, she bursted out crying as she buried her face in her hands. Bulkhead was becoming increasingly concerned for his charge and best friend. The wrecker cautiously approached her.

Bulkhead: Miko, are you okay?

Miko: No! I'm not okay! *cries even more*

Everyone was staring at Miko, heck even the Decepticons, trying to figure out what was wrong with her. All except one. Alexia stood nonchalantly off to the side, as if she knew what was happening.

Bulkhead: Miko, please tell me what's wrong.

In response, Miko only sobbed louder like there was no tomorrow. Alexia let out a weary sigh as she approached Bulkhead, the wrecker still trying to find out what was wrong with the crying Japanese girl.

Me: Bulkhead, she's fine. She's just going through some stuff right now.

Bulkhead: *confused look* What type of stuff? Is there any way I can help???

Me: *thinks in head* How am I going to explain this to him lightly?...

Me: Bulkhead, you can't help with this because...*gestures for Bulk to come closer*

Bulkhead: *raises brow plate in confusion and leans down*

Me: *gestures again* Closer...

Bulkhead: *goes onto his knees until he is at perfect eye/optic level with the other*

Me: *steps forward and starts whispering in Bulkhead's audio receptor*

Bulkhead: *listens closely* Uh huh...*nods* Uh huh...*nods again*

...

*optics widen* Oh...

Me: *pulls back and approaches an overly emotional Miko*
Come Miko, I'll get you a blanket, a bucket of chocolates and we can go and watch a movie.

Miko: *sniffles* Can we watch Teen Wolf?

Me: *shrugs nonchalantly* Sure...

Alexia put an arm around Miko and gently rubbed her back as they headed for the exit. But before leaving, Alexia remembered something.

Me: Oh Miko, how do you feel about this pairing?

Miko: *sobs loudly, waterworks endless* I THINK THEY WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING COUPLE!!!

Optimus and Megatron: ...

Megatron: I... still don't know what's going on here...

Optimus: You are not the only one.