Ratchet: I hate you. So much. You waste of existential space.
Alexia: Oooh! Big fancy words!
Ratchet: *growls and pulls out his wrench*
Alexia: Uh oh...*starts running*
Ratchet: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE VERMIN! *chases her, waving the wrench around in the air*
Optimus: ...
Alexia: THEEEERE WAS A CRACKBOT AND RATCHET WAS HIS NAME-O! RAT-C-H-E-T! RAT-C-H-E-T! AND RATCHET WAS HIS NAME-O!
Ratchet: *throws his wrench in blind fury, completely missing as he hit Smokescreen instead*
Smokescreen: Please...just end my misery...
Knockout: OKAY! *fluffs a pillow in his hands*
Smokescreen: What the frag are you-
Breakdown: *grabs Smokescreen and restrains him*
Smokescreen: WHAT THE-?!
Knockout: *starts to smother Smokescreen with the pillow*
Smokescreen: MMFPH?!?!
Breakdown: Kinky.
Knockout: You know I always said we should experiment more in the bedroom.
Jack: *immediately covers Rafs ears*
Raf: I'm pretty sure my ear and eye virginity are long gone Jack.
Jack: *removes his hands*
Miko: I don't get how Knockout can suffocate Smokescreen. I thought Cybertronians don't need to breath-
Alexia: *chucks a slipper at Miko*
Miko: Gah!
Alexia: *runs past and picks up the slipper* Don't mention the clear plot hole!
Ratchet: THERE'S GOING TO BE A HOLE IN YOUR CRANIUM VERY SOON!
Alexia: *wields the slipper like a weapon* YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?
Ratchet: *pulls out a flamethrower*
Alexia:
Alexia: ...le gasp?
Ratchet: *shoots out flames*
Alexia smiled nervously and dropped the slipper, running out the room and booking it down the hall, Ratchet hot on her tail. Everyone remained in the room, listening to the sound of hellfire and destruction coming from outside.
Optimus: *sighs* I'll go stop them.
Right as Optimus was about to leave, Bumblebee placed a hand on his shoulder.
Bumblebee: Don't do it, we might lose you.
Optimus: But what if we lose one of them?
Megatron: Not much of a loss to worry about.
Optimus: Megatron, we can not simply just stand by as-
Miko: WHO WANTS TO MAKE BETS OVER WHOSE COMIN' BACK ALIVE?!
Knockout: *pulls the pillow off an unconscious Smokescreen* OH! Let me get a piece of that action!
Optimus: ...
Megatron: *smiles smugly, opening his mouth to speak*
Optimus: Megatron... Don't... Just...just don't.
Megatron: *mock zipping motion*
Screams echoed from outside, resembling the mad and tortured souls of hell.
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