TFP Ship Reaction

Bee x Arcee

Me: *looks at paper* This was requested by WolfGalaxiaOwl

Bumblebee: *blushes*

Arcee: *avoids optic contact with Bee*

Raf: You guys would make a very cute couple.

BB and Cee: ...

Raf: :)

Miko: I have to agree with Raf there, you guys look so adorable together!

Jack: I think this is a ship that we can all agree on.

Me: These two are probably the most shipped pairing in all of the Transformers universes. It was actually cannon in the G1 comics where they were actually a couple.

BB and Cee: We were???

Me: Yeah. By the way, in the comics, Bumblebee becomes severely injured with no hope of being saved while Arcee has to stay by his side and watch him slowly succumb to death.

Bumblebee: -___- Wooow thank you for telling us that piece of information that we could of lived without knowing.

Me: Your welcome.

Starscream: Usually, you speak with that irksome giddiness, human. What is with the sudden pessimism?

Me: None of your business Stilettos. Optimus, what are your thoughts on this pairing?

Starscream: >:[

Optimus: *goes deep in thought* I have taken notice of how well they work with each other when on missions. If a romance were to blossom between them, I would be in support of it.

Megatron: Though I look upon you Autobots with contempt, I agree with you Optimus, the femme and the scout make a fine pairing.

Everyone except Megatron: ...

Megatron was confused by the deafening silence. He stared at them and blinked. They mimicked his action and blinked as well. Megatron blinked twice. So did they. Blinked thrice. They did the same, continuing to stare at him, bug eyed. The warlord was growing annoyed and impatient.

Megatron: Why is everyone looking at me like that?!!

Jack: You...kinda just...agreed with Optimus...

Megatron: *optics widen* I did?... I did...

Megatron falls to his knees, spreads out his arms, looks up to the ceiling and lets out a long dramatic "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Arcee: *rolls optics* Oh stop being a drama queen.

Megatron: *glares at Arcee* Do not patronize me femme! Can you not see I am in the middle of an identity crisis?!?!

Optimus: Megatron, please calm down.

But, Megatron did not calm down he, only continued to panic. He looked to be on the verge of a mental breakdown, hyperventilating, pacing back and forth, biting the tips of his digits then griping the sides of his helm as if he was losing his mind. To be honest, he kinda was.

Me: *rolls eyes* Megatron, SHUT IT!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BUMBLEBEE AND ARCEE'S CHAPTER!!! AND IF YOU DON'T GET A GRIP I WILL LOCK YOU IN A ROOM FILLED WITH FRAGGING SCRAPLETS!!!

Megatron: *stops panicking, thinking it over and shrugs* I am honestly not that afraid, I have been through worse situations.

Me: *narrows eyes challengingly* Okay, how about I lock you in a room with Starscream?

SS and Megs: What?! NO!!!

Me: So you'll fragging shut up?

Megatron: *grumbles sullenly* Fine...