TFP Ship Reaction

Knockout x Breakdown

Bumblebee: *immediately covers Raf's eyes*

Knockout: ...

Starscream: You two did seem to like each other a lot...

Knockout: *glares at Starscream * We were not romantically involved!

Me: Hmm... Now why do I have a hard time believing that?

Miko: Because Breakdowns Knockout's bed buddy.

Me: Ah yeah he is. Give me five sista'!
*high fives Miko*

Knockout: I hate you.

Me: Aww! I love you too!

Arcee: Not wanting to rain on your parade but how can we react to this ship when Breakdowns dead?

Me: Oh! Right, I almost forgot *runs out of the room and out of view*

Everyone: *exchange questioning looks*

*grunting sounds heard from outside*

Me: *still out of view* Bulkhead get your aft over here and help me!

Bulkhead: Uh... Coming! *runs out of the room as well*

*Five whole seconds of silence later*

Bulkhead: *out of view * WHAT THE FRAG?!

Me: *also still out of view* Just help me!

Smokescreen: I am starting to get very weirded out right now.

Bumblebee: *gives Smokescreen the 'really?' look and uncovers Raf's eyes* Seriously? We have been stuck in a room with a girl who belongs in a mental asylum and your getting "weirded out" right now? *does air quotes at 'weirded out'*

Starscream: You do realize that "this"... *does air quotes* ...symbolises sarcasm right?

Bumblebee: *servo transforms into blaster*

Starscream: *screams and hides behind Megatron*

Megatron: *roughly pulls Starscream out from behind him* Go and hide somewhere else I'm not going to go through all the trouble to protect your worthless aft.

Starscream: *crosses arms* I will never understand why we are shipped together.

Me: *walks back in* Come on Bulkhead it isn't that heavy!

*Bulkhead re-enters and is dragging in...

...Breakdown*

Everyone else: ...

Starscream: What?! How is his body still here?! We destroyed it after the Terrorcon incident!

Raf: Terrorcon?

Soundwave: *plays recording of female Starscream clone from TFA* Don't ask.

Me: Well Screamer-

Starscream: Don't call me that! And also, keep that thing away it could still be contagious!

Me: *rolls eyes* Starscream, your not going to contract the mutation because this... *gestures to Breakdown * ...isn't the body that you experimented on.

Knockout: *blinks* Say what now?

Me: This is a replica of Breakdown I made myself, all I have to do is put him in there and we're good to go.

Knockout: My, you did quite a good job, looks a lot like him.

Bulkhead: Yeah, I really want to punch him in the face.