TFP Ship Reaction

Ratchet x Wheeljack

Alexia: Another request from WolfGalaxiaOwl

Ratchet: ...

Wheeljack: *clears vocalisar awkwardly*

Miko: HAHAHAHA! RATCHET!!HAHA!! AND WHEELJACK!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

Ratchet: ...

Optimus: Ratchet, are you alright?

Ratchet: *faints*

Alexia: *sighs in exasperation* Oh boy...*looks at Knockout*

Knockout: *examines digits in boredom* What's in it for me?

Arcee: How about this, you help and I won't gouge out your optics.

Knockout: *gulps* E-even i-i-if I wanted to I couldn't, I'm better at breaking him than fixing him *servo transforms into saw to emphasise*

Alexia: *sighs* Oh never mind *pulls crowbar out of nowhere and whacks Ratchet on the helm*

Ratchet: *wakes up* OW!!! *rubs helm and glares at me*

Alexia: Welcome back to the land of the living.

Ratchet: And you will be going to the land of the dead very soon.

Alexia: If you kill me my spirit will return and haunt you for the remainder of your life.

Ratchet: Was that supposed to intimidate me?

Alexia: Ratchet, I am sleep deprived and running on sugar and caffeine at this point. You should be intimidated.

Ratchet: O_O

Alexia: Kidding...*yawn* I don't drink coffee, hot chocolate on the other hand...

Raf: I like hot chocolate, especially with marshmallows.

Alexia: I hate marshmallows.

Miko: Who hates marshmallows?! They are literally gooey sweet goodness!

Alexia: Well I don't like eating them plain but I can eat them if they're coated with chocolate, which is why I love Wagon Wheels.

Miko: What are Wagon Wheels?

Alexia: A type of packaged smore I think but you have not lived until you have eaten a Wagon Wheels.

Wheeljack: Okay, she's distracted. Now if we back away quietly-

Alexia: Not so fast 4th of July.

Wheeljack: What is with that nickname?

Jack: Isn't it obvious?

Alexia: Look, how about we start with Optimus?

Optimus: This pairing makes absolutely no sense, and I say this with reason. Their personalities conflict with one another.

Ratchet: *exhales in relief* Thank you Optimus.

Optimus: Then again...

Ratchet: O_O

Optimus: They have progressed in their characters and show more acceptance and understanding of each other.

Ratchet and Wheeljack: Why do you hate me???

Optimus: I...don't...hate either of you...

Megatron: Well I see no actual chemistry between these two.

Knockout: On the contrary Megatron, I am noticing a lot of sexual tension.

Wheeljack: What the frag are you smoking Knockout?!