TFP Ship Reaction

Optimus x Arcee

Optimus and Arcee: *awkwardly look at each other*

Miko: Okay, forget what I said before. THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING!!! This picture is amazing and has made me an Opee supporter!!!!

Arcee: But...I'm with Bumblebee now...

Miko: I'm sorry, who?

Bumblebee: *scowls in offense* That's insulting.

Miko: *grins*

Alexia: This was requested by MidnightRizuplayz . And we are not going to break them up.

Miko: *pouts in disappointment* Aww come on! Why are you such a party pooper now? You used to be so fun!

Alexia: I can still be fun, I'm just more mature about it now.

Starscream: 'Mature'? HA! Very funny human girl.

Alexia: One more (CENSORED)ing word Stilettos and I will shove a (CENSORED)ing pipe up your (CENSORED)ing aft!

Starscream: ...

Raf: Wow he's gone completely quiet.

Shockwave: Starscream has disabled his vocal synthesizing systems. Logical strategy in ensuring survival.

Megatron: I should make a note of that.

Shockwave: For what such purpose my liege?

Megatron: To perhaps create a device, a switch maybe to make him shut up.

Arcee: I don't think you'll need a switch *points at Starscream prompting everyone to look at the Seeker*

Starscream: *sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth on the floor*

Arcee: He's already terrified. I doubt he'll be talking for awhile.

Raf: I don't blame him, she pretty much threatened to give him a forced colonoscopy.

Miko: A what???

Raf: Colonoscopy, it's a medical procedure where a flexible fibre-optic instrument is inserted up the anus to examine the colon.

Bumblebee: *looks at Ratchet, hoping that the resident medic can explain*

Ratchet: To put it simply, you get something shoved up your aft.

Smokescreen: Gross.

Ratchet: *Smiles sinisterly* Would you like a colonoscopy Smokescreen?

Ratchet asked this in the most sweetest of voice that even the most dumbest of idiots would not fall for. Smokescreen, along with every other individual, in the room took an instinctive step.

Alexia: O...kay...Next?

Raf: This ship...makes me uncomfortable.

Jack: Ditto, it just feels wrong since there looks to be a noticeable age gap between these two and they feel too much like family.

Miko: *cough* Super Lovers *cough* *cough* (A/N, congrats to anyone who gets this reference)

Bumblebee: Optimus, I respect you greatly but this I can not accept.

Optimus: ...

Miko: You're making it sound like he's actually trying to steal your girl.

Bulkhead: Miko... *Gives his charge a warning glare*

Miko: *grins sheepishly and does the gesture of zipping her mouth shut*

Ratchet: Good and make sure they stay shut.

Miko: *glares at Ratchet indignantly and starts tapping her foot on the floor rhythmically* _•••, •_, _•_, •_, _•••, •_, _•_, •_

Raf: *chokes on his milk as he laughs hysterically* Miko! I didn't know you knew Morse code!

Miko: *grins and give a thumbs up*

Jack: Well, I guess there's a brain in there after all.

Miko: *flips her middle finger at Jack*

Jack: And we all know what that means.

Alexia: Okay, moving on. Smokescreen?

Smokescreen: Honestly, if I were to choose who Arcee should be with between Bumblebee and Optimus that would be tricky. I mean Optimus is...well he's Optimus Prime. How can you go wrong with that?

Bumblebee: *servo transforms into blaster*

Smokescreen: *gulps* But I wouldn't want to destroy a happy relationship!

Ratchet: Call me old fashion but I do not approve of Optimus being sparkmates with a femme much younger than himself.

Megatron: HAH! He called you old Optimus!

Optimus: ...

Alexia: What are you? 12? And that's hypocritical coming from you Megatron, you're both around the same age.

Megatron: ...

Alexia: Magnus?

Ultra Magnus: In all honesty, I think we should not be biased or prejudicial in our judgement. It is their decision if events had turned out differently.

Bulkhead: Even so Magnus, I still see a more father and daughter dynamic between them so imagining them as a couple is uncomfortable for me.

Wheeljack: Yeah, I'm going with my buddy here. I don't know what type of anime you've been smoking to think that individuals with familial ties but no genetic relation make it okay for them to hook up. Think more realistic here.

Bulkhead: Miko's got you caught on way too much anime.

Soundwave: *Numbers flash across his visor before all adding up to 48%)
Calculations completed. Compatibility 48%.

Shockwave: In my opinion it is neither logical or illogical. Simply put it is circumstantial.

Miko: What's the Cyclops mean by circumstantial?

Raf: He means it all depends on time and place. If events lined up perfectly then maybe they would be have been a couple.

Arcee: Just so you all know I have been standing here listening to all you have to say. I honestly am becoming both annoyed and uncomfortable.

Knockout: Well welcome to the torture that is this stupid challenge! WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE?!!

Alexia: Because I said so. Your turn Knockout.

Knockout: *calms down* Simply, no.

Bumblebee: Playing it safe huh?

Knockout: If that's what it takes to keep my finish looking lustrous then yes.

Starscream: I honestly find this pairing sweet.

Miko: Aww!

Starscream: So sweet that it makes me sick.

Miko: Aww...

Alexia: Alright, so now we finally move onto the paired individuals. Let's start off with Arcee.

Arcee: *looks at Optimus awkwardly* Optimus, you know you have my loyalties as an Autobot soldier and my respect as our leader. But, I do not see you in any romantic way. Furthermore, you are like father figure to me. It feels wrong to even suggest...that *gestures towards the picture*

Optimus: *sighs in relief* Arcee, the feelings you have are mutual. I do not feel for you in such a way, but I will still remain to be a devoted leader and father figure. Now, how about we just move past this and continue on as if this never happened?

Arcee: *smiles and nods appreciatively*

Bumblebee: Alexia, don't you dare do another ship with Arcee. I don't think I can take another spark attack.

Alexia: No promises. Anyway, that's all for today. Be sure to leave your ship requests in the comments, say what you think, vote and follow. I hope you enjoyed this part. This is Alexia signing out.