TFP Ship Reaction

Megatron X Miko

Miko: No...nonononono NO! *spins around to Alexia* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

Alexia: Uh...not me...okay maybe a bit of me but also... I have read one fanfic about you and ol' Bucket Boi and hoo boy! It got steamy!

Megatron, now being supported on a pair of crutches, starts chugging a bottle filled with a suspicious substance, causing his subordinates to stare at him in concern.

Shockwave: Lord Megatron, may I ask what you are consuming?

Megatron: I discovered on the World Wide Web that humans decontaminate their optics with and consume Bleach when something purely disgusts them.

Smokescreen: Can I have some of that stuff? It'll go great with my high grade.

Jack: Heh...kinda like a bleach and high grade cocktail.

Arcee: I... I'm done with this...

Alexia: Not until I say so~ :)

Arcee: *slowly turns to glare at me* Did you forget what happened the last time you pissed me off?

Alexia: Sorry ma'am- I MEAN OFFICER!

Bumblebee: You pissed both of us off. Don't think we don't hold a grudge.

Alexia: Oh come on! I did this to Arachnid for you...

The focus pans to Arachnid who is hanging upside down, silenced with a ball gag.

Arachnid: MMPH!!!

Smokescreen: Kinky.

Ultra Magnus: *staring at Arachnid, disturbed* That is an... interesting method of binding a prisoner.

Miko: It's called Shibari!!!

Arcee: *smirks* Okay, slightly better. But I'm still agitated at you for making me go through with that ship.

Wheeljack: *glares at her, looking extremely tired* I would have thought all that pent up rage was gone now after the fragging you gave Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: *face goes red* D-DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!

Wheeljack: Well I'm SORRY but my room is right next to yours and I had to endure hearing you two going at it like cyber bunnies!

Smokescreen: *casually drinking his high grade*

Wheeljack: Smokie!

Smokescreen: What'd the frag you call me?

Wheeljack: Don't you have any complaints too? You're room is right on the other side!

Smokescreen: Honestly? I've been high at out my mind the past few months, didn't even notice. I'm on a totally different zone right now. Although, I did hear high pitched screaming.

Knockout: Aww! Arcee was it all too overwhelming?

Arcee: 1) Shut up. 2) Do you honestly think I'm a bottom?

Wheeljack: Wait that wasn't you??? *Looks at Bumblebee*

Bumblebee: *hiding his red face behind his servos*

Miko: ...

...did she peg you?

Jack: MIKO!!!

Miko: What? It's a legitimate question! And I need to pick on someone else to forget my pain...

Megatron: You think you're suffering? *chugging his bleach/high grade cocktail*