Bulkhead: ...
Knockout: *rubs back of helm* Awkward...
Breakdown: I cannot claw my optics out fast enough.
Soundwave: *barf emoji appears on visor*
Bumblebee: *throws blanket over Raf in an attempt to save his innocent young mind*
Arcee: *bursts out laughing *
Everyone: ...
Wheeljack: Uh... Arcee, you okay?
Arcee: *waves servo* Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I just find this so hilarious XD
Me: This was requested by and she said, and I quote; just for the lolz.
Smokescreen: Uh... Where exactly did you get this picture, Alexia?
Me: The Internet, where else? I saw it and I was like, 'Yass! Yass! Yass! It's perfect!!!'
Bulkhead: ...
Miko: Bulkhead? *pats Bulkhead's ped* Bulkhead? You okay there big guy?
Bulkhead: *turns and runs out of the room
Everyone else: *exchange confused and questioning looks
*vomiting sounds are then heard coming from outside *
Jack: *face turns green, slaps a hand over his mouth*
Raf: *still under blanket * Can I come out of the blanket now?
Bumblebee: Uh... Not yet.
Bulkhead: *walks back into room, servo over his stomach* Ugh...*sees picture again and the urge to throw up returns*
Me: Don't go running out of this room again. If you want to throw up do it in this *conjures up GIGANTIC barf bag*
Bulkhead: *takes it gratefully and starts losing even more of his energon*
Me: Anyone else needs a barf bag?
Basically everyone raises their hand except Arcee, who still finds this ship super hilarious, and Raf whom is still under the blanket.
A while later, after everyone stops throwing up...
Me: All good now?
Everyone: *nods*
Me: Okay, I think it is safe to say that no one here ships this.
Knockout: You got that right.
Smokescreen: This ship makes Megatron and Starscream look like the ultimate power couple.
Megatron and Starscream: *glare at Smokescreen* WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!!!
Miko: Hey, Alexia didn't give her opinion.
Me: *shrugs* Well I don't ship them but I wouldn't mind reading me some Bulkout fanfiction.
Everyone else: ...
Ratchet: You have serious issues.
Me: Your only figuring that out now? Anyway, Bulkhead what do you think of Knockout?
Bulkhead: I think he's a self obsessed, egotistical, son of a glitch.
Me: And Knockout, what do you think of Bulkhead?
Knockout: That he's a big, klutzy, moron.
Bulkhead: *transforms servo into mace*
Knockout: Oh scrap *runs*
Bulkhead: *chases after him*
Breakdown: Hang on Knockout!
The three bots chase each other around the room, Knockout upfront, Bulkhead chasing him in the middle and Breakdown running after those two in the back.
Me: Guys look out your going to hit the-
Breakdown ends up slamming into the camera, causing it to fall to the ground, the image flickering with slight static.
Me: *off camera* Breakdown, look what you've done!
Breakdown: *also off camera* I'm a little busy right now!
The three stooges, AKA Knockout, Bulkhead, and Breakdown, are seen running across the screen before disappearing on the other side.
Me: *sighs and lifts up camera to her face* I guess we're done now, so, as always ma peeps! Like, comment and vo-
The camera shuts down, the screen now completely blank.
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TFP Ship Reaction
FanfictionThe cast of tfp along with myself will be reacting to tfp ships. So what are we waiting for? LET'S GO!
