Bulkhead x Knockout

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Bulkhead: ...

Knockout: *rubs back of helm* Awkward...

Breakdown: I cannot claw my optics out fast enough.

Soundwave: *barf emoji appears on visor*

Bumblebee: *throws blanket over Raf in an attempt to save his innocent young mind*

Arcee: *bursts out laughing *

Everyone: ...

Wheeljack: Uh... Arcee, you okay?

Arcee: *waves servo* Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I just find this so hilarious XD

Me: This was requested by and she said, and I quote; just for the lolz.

Smokescreen: Uh... Where exactly did you get this picture, Alexia?

Me: The Internet, where else? I saw it and I was like, 'Yass! Yass! Yass! It's perfect!!!'

Bulkhead: ...

Miko: Bulkhead? *pats Bulkhead's ped* Bulkhead? You okay there big guy?

Bulkhead: *turns and runs out of the room

Everyone else: *exchange confused and questioning looks

*vomiting sounds are then heard coming from outside *

Jack: *face turns green, slaps a hand over his mouth*

Raf: *still under blanket * Can I come out of the blanket now?

Bumblebee: Uh... Not yet.

Bulkhead: *walks back into room, servo over his stomach* Ugh...*sees picture again and the urge to throw up returns*

Me: Don't go running out of this room again. If you want to throw up do it in this *conjures up GIGANTIC barf bag*

Bulkhead: *takes it gratefully and starts losing even more of his energon*

Me: Anyone else needs a barf bag?

Basically everyone raises their hand except Arcee, who still finds this ship super hilarious, and Raf whom is still under the blanket.

A while later, after everyone stops throwing up...

Me: All good now?

Everyone: *nods*

Me: Okay, I think it is safe to say that no one here ships this.

Knockout: You got that right.

Smokescreen: This ship makes Megatron and Starscream look like the ultimate power couple.

Megatron and Starscream: *glare at Smokescreen* WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!!!

Miko: Hey, Alexia didn't give her opinion.

Me: *shrugs* Well I don't ship them but I wouldn't mind reading me some Bulkout fanfiction.

Everyone else: ...

Ratchet: You have serious issues.

Me: Your only figuring that out now? Anyway, Bulkhead what do you think of Knockout?

Bulkhead: I think he's a self obsessed, egotistical, son of a glitch.

Me: And Knockout, what do you think of Bulkhead?

Knockout: That he's a big, klutzy, moron.

Bulkhead: *transforms servo into mace*

Knockout: Oh scrap *runs*

Bulkhead: *chases after him*

Breakdown: Hang on Knockout!

The three bots chase each other around the room, Knockout upfront, Bulkhead chasing him in the middle and Breakdown running after those two in the back.

Me: Guys look out your going to hit the-

Breakdown ends up slamming into the camera, causing it to fall to the ground, the image flickering with slight static.

Me:  *off camera* Breakdown, look what you've done!

Breakdown: *also off camera* I'm a little busy right now!

The three stooges, AKA Knockout, Bulkhead, and Breakdown, are seen running across the screen before disappearing on the other side.

Me: *sighs and lifts up camera to her face* I guess we're done now, so, as always ma peeps! Like, comment and vo-

The camera shuts down, the screen now completely blank.

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