TFP Ship Reaction

Optimus Prime X Ultra Magnus

Alexia: This was requested by Foxystories13

Optimus: ... *Awkwardly looks at Magnus*

Ultra Magnus: ... *Awkwardly looks at Optimus*

Bumblebee: Oh just end me now! *buries face in servos in exasperation*

Arcee: *pats Bumblebee's shoulder out of sympathy as she somberly nods*

Smokescreen: *starts gagging*

Ratchet looked at Smokescreen in annoyance and incredulity. With swift movements, which was astounding for his old age, he put the rookie in a headlock, stuffing a wrench in his mouth.

Smokescreen: MMPHFF?!! *struggles to get free*

Ratchet: What are you? A sparkling? Gagging so rudely! Hmpf!

Smokescreen: *spits out wrench and glares up at Ratchet* Can you blame me though? This...I can't deal with this anymore! All of these ships are driving me CRAZY!

Alexia: *starts strumming a guitar* ~Crazy... I'm crazy for feelin' about you...

Smokescreen: SHUT UP!

Raf: Wow, Smokescreen looks on the verge of breaking.

Jack: Can't say I blame him, this entire ship reaction is really starting to get annoying.

Raf: Just 'annoying'? -__-

Jack: You're starting to both look and sound like Ratchet.

Knockout: I don't know what you're all complaining about.

Knockout addressed the humans while being carried bridal style in Breakdown's arms, wearing a skimpy nurse costume.

Miko: *whips out her phone and starts taking pictures like a freaking professional photographer* Oh yeah! Give me more emotion! *Snap!* Give more poses! *Snap!* Give me more SEXY! *Snap! Snap! Snap!*

Jack and Raf: -____-

Megatron: *holds up the jar with Starscream's head still inside* I too got a lot out of this which I am grateful for.

Starscream: *looks freaking traumatized*

Wheeljack: Wha...what did ya do to him???

Raf: What CAN you do to him? He's just a head.

Megatron: Oh, a head can do plenty if you keep it in the right places }:‑)

Raf: O_O

At that moment Bumblebee just tackles the damn Decepticon Warlord, punching him repeatedly as the others scramble to get him off, Starscream's head sent flying in the process.

Starscream: *pterodactyl screech of terror*

Bumblebee: *beating the life out of Megatron* HAVE YOU NO SHAME SAYING THAT TO A CHILD?!?!?!

Bulkhead and Wheeljack both attempted to pull Bumblebee off ol' Megsy but it felt like the scout had been blessed by Primus himself cuz' he did not budge.

Knockout and Breakdown remained in their position, watching as their leader got his ass handed to him with the fury of the apocalypse by one yellow boi.
 
Shockwave: It would be logical to announce the wedding at a later date.

Both Knockout and Breakdown turned to see Shockwave and Soundwave beside them in the exact same position, with Shockwave holding Soundwave, the latter in a wedding dress.

Alexia: *chewing a chocolate bar off to the side* This is 5 Star content and I am so proud of myself I'm giving Me the F bomb pass. Fuck yeah!

Miko: Hey no fair! *Sits beside Alexia* How come you get to say (CENSORED)?