Everyone on Team Prime except Miko and Jack: ...
Bumblebee: Sooo... This is the ship of the day?
Me: Yep, but we need a few more people/bots here so *snaps fingers, or at least tries to* Damn it! I can never get this right! *claps hands twice*
*Megatron, Starscream, Knockout, Soundwave, Shockwave, Miko and Jack appear*
Megatron: Wha- *Sees the Autobots*
Decepticons: *attempt to use their weapons but find they are not functioning*
Starscream: What the-
Me: I deactivated all your weapons before bringing you here.
Miko and Jack: *both have bandages wrapped on their foreheads and look completely miserable *
Me: *waves* Hey you two!
Miko and Jack: *glares*
Me: *rolls eyes* Don't give me that look you brought this on yourselves.
Jack: YOU HIT US ON THE HEAD WITH A CROWBAR!!!
Optimus: Alexia, I believe you owe them an apology.
Me: *groans* Fine, sorry Jack and Miko for giving you the huge bumps on your heads which are covered by those bandages.
Miko and Jack: *death glare*
Arcee: I think they want a sincere apology, not a smartass one.
Me: No, what they want is to beat the scrap out of me.
Megatron: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHY WE'RE HERE?!!
Me: Zip it Megatron, we're in the middle of something here.
Megatron: YOU DARE SILENCE ME- *chokes*
Everyone: *the 'What the frag?' look*
Me: *choking Megatron Darth Vader style* Okay, now where was I? Oh yeah. Miko and Jack I am so sorry and to prove that I am... *waves free hand* One wave, two wave, three wave, four, make these two feel pain no more.
Miko and Jack: *immediately look much better*
Miko: *takes off the bandage*
Jack: Hey! There's no more bump.
Me: *still choking Megatron* Do you guys... Accept my apology?
Miko and Jack: *look at each other and sigh* Yes...
Me: *brightens up* Alright!
Soundwave: *uses his tentacle to tap me on the shoulder*
Me: *turns around*
Soundwave: *points at Megatron*
Megatron: *is slowly passing out*
Me: Oh! Sorry! *releases hold*
Megatron: *falls onto the ground and glares at me*
Everyone else: *tries not to laugh*
Me: Okay, back to business. I'm sure all you Decepticons are wondering why I brought you here.
Megatron: You think?
Me: Well, that's the reason... *points at the picture*
Decepticons: *all turn to look at picture*
Megatron and Starscream: *go completely still, optics wide*
Knockout: *bursts out laughing *
Shockwave: That is... Illogical.
Soundwave: *speaks through recordings * The... FRAG?!
Me: So Team Prime, what do you think of this ship?
Ratchet: If this were true it wouldn't exactly be that hard to believe.
Team Prime: *nods in agreement *
Starscream: *glares* AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!
Miko: *covers ears* I know it's in your name but can ya please not scream Starscream? Seriously, my ears are close to bleeding because of that voice of yours.
Me: Agreed. Anyway, Megsy and 'Screamer?
Megatron and Starscream: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Me: Whatever, how do you feel about one another?
Megatron and Starscream: I HATE HIM OF COURSE!!!
Knockout: Awww... You two make the perfect couple *smirks*
Megatron and Starscream: SHUT UP!!!
Me: It's such a shame, you guys are like my favorite Transformers ship.
M and SS: ...
Miko: Say what?
Me: Okaaay... Well then, something I didn't do for the last ship was the ship name. The two ship names (that I know of) are Megastar and Megascream. Personally I like Megastar better because Megascream... Uh, let's just say it puts a lot of PG 18 images in my brain.
Everyone else: ...
Smokescreen: What is wrong with you?
Me: Smokescreen, if I were to tell you everything that was wrong with me and I mean EVERYTHING we're going to be here for awhile.
Everyone else: ...
Me: *claps hands together * Okay! I think we're done now, but, don't rest for long the next ship is coming soon!
Ratchet: *groans* Oh joy...
Raf: Who exactly is going to be in the next ship?
Me: Hmm... I guess I could give you guys a little spoiler. All I'm going to say is it's going it's going to feature Knockout.
Knockout: WHAT?!
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A/N
Phew! I got a little stuck in the middle while writing that. And what I said back there is true, Megastar is my favorite Transformers ship.
Don't give me that weird look, haven't you figured out already that I'm crazy? *grins*
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