(Y/n)'s Q and A

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(So, yn's friends are asking her questions, all aware that she was a goddess and what happened to her. Basically, everyone is breaking the fourth wall.)

Kari: Hi everyone! Today we are asking yn about her life! (And revealing some things!)

Sadie: We just wanted to give her extra trauma.

Issac: Feel free to comment ur questions and we will torcher her until she spits out the answer.

Yn: Wow, you all are tHe BeSt.

Issac: Ur welcome!

Kari: Question 1! Pit or Dark Pit?

Sadie: *sips coffee extra loudly*

Issac: *crossing fingers for dark pit*

Sadie: Let's be honest, Pit would get you 20 bags of chocolate on ur period because he would think girls actually need it to live.

Yn: True, Dark Pit would just call me moody and I would cry for 5 hours.

Issac: But I feel like he would kill anyone that touches you, u know?

Sadie: She doesn't want a murderer for a boyfriend!

Kari: If he kills that creepy guy at school that tries to take pictures of me, I would date him in a heartbeat.

Issac: Woah, u have a stalker???

Kari: Yeah, he's creepy as heck!

Yn: Well, I choose Ichor.

Issac, Sadie, Kari: WHAT!?

Issac: You want the dead version of me that has major trama!? AM I NOT HOT ENOUGH THAT U WOULD DATE A GOD STUCK IN THE PAST WITH MY SOUL!?

Sadie: Wait u like yn?

Kari: I thought u were gay.

Yn: Wait, you guys were trying to set me up with someone that doesn't even like girls?!

Kari: NEXT QUESTION! What is ur favorite artist?

Yn: Probably Mitsuki or The Neighborhood. I love the song Sweater Weather.

Issac: Oh my gosh, ur so wholesome!

Sadie: ... Who?

Issac: I personally like Nirvana

Kari: Wow, he isn't like oThEr BoYs. He'S eMo!!!

Sadie: Well I listen to Adel, so suck on that.

Kari: Anyway... question 3. What is your favorite book?

Yn: Easy, A Cort of Thorns and Roses!

Kari: Hu?

Issac: What?

Sadie: Someone obviously has never heard of TikTok.

Yn: Nevermind.

Kari: Question 4: Who is your favorite and least favorite goddess and WHY?

Yn: Lady Bastet has to be my favorite, tho lady Palutena is a close second.

Sadie: The cat lady of all people.

Yn: at least she wasn't super chaotic... like no one else I know.

Kari: I feel like I'm being targeted.

Issac: Lemme guess, Phosphora is ur least favorite.

Yn: While I found her annoying to work with, because she didn't take the situation that seriously, Viridi hates my guts and doesn't even say my name.

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