Fear, And Loathing In Las Vegas: Kyoga No Gakuen

3. Welcome To The Homeroom

(Sō POV)

After we sign in for the music club, we have to get our schedule, but we won't need it for now, since it says here in the student manual that every year on the first day of school there is a welcome party, well, that's awesome, don't need books until tomorrow, oh wait, here we are

Me: "So this is my home room..."

As I entered, there are just several students chatting, well, by their looks, they seem to be one of the popular guys, I took my seat, which is in the corner, besides the windows, well, I have nothing else to do except watch Sengoku BASARA on my iPad mini, but then suddenly, the door opens, and someone enters, he seems to be a goth, wearing a black t-shirt with the words "Blank Time" written in it, black baggy pants, and black sneakers, his hair is curly, neck long, and pitch black, but what's weird is his black scarf, with the words "Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas", maybe he read the book by Hunter S. Thompson, ahhhhhh, I don't know, but surprisingly, the popular guys stopped chatting, probably afraid of him for some reason, the he took his seat, which is beside me, but while I was still watching Sengoku BASARA: Judge End, he spoke

Goth: "I bet they would make a remaster version of season 3, you know, just like Sengoku BASARA 3 UTAGE."

Me: "Huh? What made you think about it?"

Goth: "The opening, you know, Hisahide suddenly shows up."

Me: "Oh right, by the way, who are you?"

Goth: "Name's Minami, Keisuke Minami.

Me: "Sō Takeda..."

We both shaken hands, and apparently, he told me something that seems to be unbelievable

Minami: "By the way I'm in the music club"

Me: "Whut??"

Then, out of nowhere, another guy came, this time a blondie just like me, except his hair is shorter, he wears white pants, an open shirt with a loose tank top underneath, and yellow sandals, and his seat is just in front of Minami, well, he seems to be high, and no, not high on drugs, just high

Minami: "Taiki, how it going?"

The two of them did a high five

Taiki: "Man, uncle visited yesterday, shit got real."

Minami: "What, you and Uncle Maeda did some crazy stuff?"

Taiki: "Duh, of course!"

Minami: "And Sō over here is a new member."

He points at me, while I paused my video

Me: "New member? Oh yeah, wait, how did you know?"

Minami: "We would always check the form."

Me: "Ook..."

Minami: "By the way, this guy over here is Taiki, Taiki Maeda."

Taiki: "Yo."

We both shake hands

Minami: "And did I mention that he's a total prankster?"

Me: "Wait wha-"

Before I knew it, my hand got electrocuted

Me: "OWWWWW! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!"

Taiki: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DUDE THATS THE BEST HANDSHAKE EVER. OF ALL TIME!!"

Minami: "Pfft, sorry Sō, I forgot to tell you that there is a buzzer on his hand, and damn, he even did a Red Vs Blue reference!"

Me: "OWWWWW, DAMN COCKBITE..."

Minami: "Oh man, another one!"

Then suddenly, another guy shows up, this time a teacher

Teacher: "Wow, another great school year Huh?"

Minami: "Oh great, it's Mr. van D'oh."

Me: "Mr. van D'oh?"

Minami: "You know, Stuggy, as in, the viner."

Me: "What?!"

I rubbed my eyes, and sure enough, it's Stuggy the viner, and he's standing in front of the whole class, apparently

Stuggy: "You guy can do whatever you want, but the party will start as soon as the bell rings."

Stuggy then proceeds to sit on his chair, which apparently is ridiculous

Me: "Where the hell is Taiki?"

Minami: "He's just putting the whoopie cushion."

Then suddenly, Taiki is back on his seat

Taiki: "Damn, I almost got caught..."

The moment Stuggy sat on his chair, it sounded like the worst fart in the world, the funny part is that he thought he really farted

Stuggy: "Damn, I must have got really constipated!"

Then Stuggy got up and decided to go to the restroom

Me: "PFFFT, he fell for it!"

Minami: "And now for the painful part."

Taiki: "Ooh yeah!"

Taiki took out a Nerf gun, and surprisingly, it's the N-Strike Stampede ECS-18, damn, I never thought I'd see one of those

Me: "Whoa, is that actually a Stampede?"

Taiki: "You bet!"

Taiki aimed at Stuggy's crotch, and hit him several times with the Stampede, and it's really painful, considering the fact that the Stampede undergone several modifications

Stuggy: "Hurrk ble-ag"

Stuggy passed out

Minami: "Wow, another Red Vs Blue reference."

Suddenly, the bell rang

All: "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Taiki: "BANZAI!"

Me: "Finally, the party's starting."

Minami: "Alright, to the party!"

The party is finally starting, and damn, with all these references I'm hearing all day, it's gonna be more crazier, so just sit tight, don't bother the cliffhanger, coz I gotta get a break

TO BE CONTINUED...