Fear, And Loathing In Las Vegas: Kyoga No Gakuen

6. Free Breakfast And The Worst Teacher Ever. OF ALL TIME.

(Sō POV)

-Two Days After The Apology-

Well, I'm back in the band, and man, we had a lot of fun! We hosted a nerf war, and man Taiki always wins, and we decided to prank him with a fake mortar, and he ran away from his house, so far that he reached Tokyo, and he got escorted by a pack of yakuza on the way back, and Shun? He got pranked by Taka, so he sent Minami to post a video about "new" One OK Rock songs, and Taka always got CD discs thrown at him for the whole day, and when I woke up, I took a bath, changed my clothes, and rushed to the school, coz you know why, FREE BREAKFAST!!

-In the school-

I rushed into the cafeteria to have some bacon, and the gang was there

Me: "HEY GUYS!"

Everyone: "Hey!"

Me: "How'd your run go, Taiki?"

Taiki: "Those yakuza assholes thought I was from the mental hospital! Thanks a lot, COCKBITE!"

Me: "Shun, Minami?"

Shun: "Taka lost a lot of subscribers-"

Minami: "And even ninjas were throwing shurikens at him!"

Me: "AWESOME!"

The three of us did a brofist

Me: "And Min-Yi, any news going on around the halls?"

Min-Yi:."Kyoga's most evil teacher is back!"

I heard "DUN DUN DUN!!" Playing through the speakers

Me: "Teacher?"

Sawako: "He comes from Tokyo..."

Taiki: "He always carries a black college notebook..."

Shun: "And his name is-"

Minami: "LIGHT YAGAMI..."

Thunder roared, and I laughed

Me: "Light Yagami? Hahahaha! Bitch please, how can an anime character exist?"

???: "Coz here, anything is possible..."

Thunder roared again, and I turned around, no kidding, it was the one and only, LIGHT YAGAMI

Light: "Morning students, enjoying breakfast?"

Me: "Yes, Mr. Yagami, and it's actually delicious."

Light: "Good to hear, and please, call me Light, I just graduated, you know..."

Me: "Ok, Light..."

Light: "And I will be your Teacher during History."

Everyone dropped their jaws, even me

Everyone: "HISTORY?!"

Light: "Yes, and if you have a problem, contact the principal."

Light walked away, and we finished our breakfast in seconds, then we rushed to the principal's office

-In The Principal's Office-

We are here, and bad news, HE'S DEAD, I MEAN, MR. CHARLIE ODA IS FUCKING DEAD

Kēi: "OH NO!"

Shun: "Oh god, no pulse!"

Me: "HE'S DEAD!!"

Then a letter was found, it says "THE SCHOOL IS MINE, AND IF YOU WANT IT BACK, COME AND GET ME!"

Me: "Light Yagami..."

I clenched a fist, and slammed the floor

Me: "We're going to get the school back if it's for Principal Oda..."