Fear, And Loathing In Las Vegas: Kyoga No Gakuen

7. Into The World Of Crazy

(Shun POV)

-In The Weekend-

Well, finally, Light Yagami is dead, but what's more awesome is that it's finally Saturday, so I can't wait to sit back, relax, and enjoy, that is until-

Sō: "SHUN, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!"

Oh great, the Saturday routine, ALL OVER AGAIN, well, you actually can't blame them, you blame luck, so I got down, and found out that the door was already open

Me: "Why bother calling me when it's not locked...?"

Sō: "L did it!"

I caught L hiding behind Sō like a child, with a lock hacker gun

L: "Sorry, I have to open it, your slow..."

Me: "Whatever..."

They came in, and we went to my room

Me: "Ok, what's the news this-"

Sō and L: "WE'VE JUST WITNESSED A CRASH, AND IT WAS AN AUTOBOT!"

Me: "AUTOBOT? HAHA, BITCH PLEASE, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY TELL ME THIS WITHOUT ANY PROOF?!"

L showed his phone, and no joke, it was a Autobot, no, make it two, and apparently due to my collection of Transformers comics (the new ones, since 2012) I knew exactly who are they

Me: "Ultra Magnus and Drift?"

Sō: "Yep, it's them..."

Me: "How can this-"

Suddenly, I heard a car horn, and it was Taiki in his car

Taiki: "HEY LISTEN UP KYOGANS, OUR RIVALS ARE FINALLY HERE, TIME FOR THE WEEKLY SCHOOL WIDE NERF WAR!!!"

We looked at the window, and hundreds of students were on their way to the Academy, I picked up my N-Strike Elite Centurion CS-6 Sniper Rifle, and Sō dropped his jaws

Sō: "HOLY SHIT, ITS THE CENTURION!"

L: "My eyes, they hurt!"

I threw a Hailfire ECS-48 and a Stryfe ECS-6 at them

Me: "Let's rock..."

-In Kyoga Academy-

We entered the school by secret, and we were on the roof, the place where the gang would be on during Nerf wars

Me: "Hey guys!"

Minami: "Shun, just in time..."

Taiki: "What took you so long?!"

L: "You just called us 10 seconds ago!"

Sō: "Your the worst waiter. EVER. OF ALL TIME."

Kēi: "GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

We then turned to Kēi

Kēi: "Do you guys wanna win today, or die trying?"

Taiki: "WIN!"

Kēi: "Then ready the mortar!"

We brought a Nerf mortar cannon, and we have hundreds of shells for ammo

Near: "Guys, HERE THEY COME!"

The BASARA gang destroyed the gates, and they were armed with Nerf swords, and the leader in the blue shirt, Masamune Date, was armed with 6 Nerf Katana, then he yelled at us

Masamune: "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, LETS WRECK THIS PLACE AND MAKE OUR SCHOOL PROUD!!"

Almost all of the students got out just to shoot Masamune, but he defeated all of them with a single slash, then Shun hit him with the Centurion, and the Academy's Wrestling Club tackled him, and then the captain, Kaku Matsunage, yelled at Taiki

Kaku: "HEY, THE MORTAR, FIRE IT NOW!"

Taiki fired the mortar, then the Wrestling Club ran back inside, in when Masamune woke up, the next thing he knew was that he was flying all over Kyoga

Masamune: "WE'LL HAVE OUR REVENGE NEXT TIME, KYOGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The whole school cheered for us, then we kicked the rest of the BASARA gang out, finally, it's over, now Tim for relaxation

(Drift POV)

Wow, I don't know humans are this insane, but that's what makes them awesome, they really love having fun, but we apparently have to search for an ancient piece of technology

Ultra Magnus: "Hey, samurai boy!"

Me: "What?"

Magnus: "I think this human can help."

Me: "Who?"

Magnus: "The kid that got hit by the mortar."

Me: "Well, maybe we can trust him..."

TO BE CONTINUED...