Fear, And Loathing In Las Vegas: Kyoga No Gakuen

21. A Bullshit Christmas And How It Should Have Ended

(Taiki POV)

-In A Bus-

Yahoo!!!!! FIELD TRIP DAY!!!!!!!!!!! It's so awesome on field trip day!!!

Shun: "Everything sucks on field trip day..."

Me: "Why?"

Shun: "Look at Minami. He's having a hard time getting his opportunity of being with Nex."

Me: "Ok— HOLY SHIT ITS A MAZDA FURAI!!!!!"

Shun: "WHERE?!?!?!"

Suddenly, a white and red Mazda Furai with flame decals appeared, with a kanji on the driver's side for "SWORDCLASHER", and the driver opened his window. Oh god, that damn bastard is rich...

Shun: "SŌRIN TAKEDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone turned to us, then Shun was banging the window

Shun: "FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!"

-30 Minutes Later, At The Park-

Me: "Is this a field trip, or a picnic??"

Min-Yi: "Its a 'field' trip..."

Me: "Ook..."

Suddenly, Sō and Minami were running everywhere, having a lightsaber duel, Sō used Kanan Jarrus's lightsaber, while Minami used the one that belongs to Kylo Ren

Sō: "Hey Taiki, help me use the force ok?!?!"

(Minami POV)

Heh, Sō seems to have a mastery in Form V - Djem So, but sometimes he can't catch up with my skill in Form VII - Juyo, suddenly he was trying to do a force choke

Me: "Dude, what the hell?"

He was still trying to use the force (he forgot that this is a lightsaber only duel, fucking moron) until something hard hit the back of my neck, knocking me out

(Sō POV)

FUCK YEAH!!!! IM FORCE SENSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Shun: "No your not, Taiki just karate chop his neck."

Me: "No, you don't understand. I, am a Jedi."

I pulled Taiki and pointed at him

Me: "And he, is the Force. And together, I am force sensitive."

Then Taiki hit me in the head

Taiki: "Fucking hell man! There is no "I" in a partnership!!"

Me: "No no no no no, I'm the Jedi, you are just the Force, okay?"

Taiki: "Oh ok. HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A FORCE CHOKE RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!"

Then Taiki started choking me. Fuck, why do I ever give Taiki second chances?!?!?!

(Shun POV)

Sō: "Shun, help... I-I am getting consumed by the dark side..."

Me: "Whatever..."