Fear, And Loathing In Las Vegas: Kyoga No Gakuen

18. The Way Home, Gordon Ramsay's GPS, And The Party

Taiki POV)

-One Day Later, In The Dorm-

H0M3 SW33T H0M3 M0TH3RFUCK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA! NOTHING WILL STOP ME!!!!!!!

Shun: "Heh, took you long enough..."

Me: "SH4D4F4K4P!!! Y3 C4NT JUDG3 M3!!!!!!!"

Shun: "Jesus H. Fuck, no wonder it took you so long..."

He walked away, well, he doesn't understand what I've been through, you see, it all started the night I was alooone...

-Flashback, Last Night-

Nigga: "SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I took a butcher knife, then guess what?? I stabbed his anus

Nigga: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....................................................."

He died, then I ran the fuck out of the mall, well suddenly Harold & Kumar appeared, then I ride with them

-One Hour Later-

We were singing random songs

Harold: "LETS DO IT!!"

Kumar: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!"

All: "ROOF, ROOF ROOF ROO ROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-One Hour Later, Again-

We were just sleeping...

-Four Hours Later, Near The MK Crew's House-

Wow, we're finally home

Harold: "Man, we need to sleep..."

Me: "But how should I go home?!?!?!"

Kumar: "It's up to you man..."

They fell asleep, for God's sake!!!!! Well, time to get out of the car, oh wait, a taxi

Driver: "Where the fuck are you going, mi amigo??"

Me: "To that stupid house, you fool."

Driver: "Are you lazy??"

Me: "NO ASSHOLE!!! IM TRYING TO SAVE MONEY!!!"

Driver: "Ok, DICKHEAD..."

We drove to the dorm, which would usually take a minute since its so near

-10 Minutes Later-

Not there yet

-10 Minutes Later-

Still not there

-Another 10 minutes later-

STILL NOT THERE

-The 4th 10 Minites Later-

Still not there yet

-The 5th 10 Minutes Later-

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT THERE YET?!?!?!?!