Fear, And Loathing In Las Vegas: Kyoga No Gakuen

12. The Death Note Drawings And Mortal Kombat

(L POV)

I got bored, so I returned to the classroom, and I took out the Death Note, and I wrote something on a sticky note, and put it on the Note

Me: "But I got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name...?"

Then I start drawing on it, you know why I'm holding the Note? Well, I got bored, and besides, you can't draw on it to kill, or can you?

Me: "Well, it probably won't work..."

I decide to draw something, and when I saw a cute kitten outside, and dreams of cute neko over flooded my mind, so the cat saw me drooling, and 10 seconds later, I slapped myself hard in the face, and then I covered the cat in the window, and I drawed the cutest anime kitten. EVER. OF ALL TIME, then, when I'm done, I don't know why, but I smiled like a kid, and besides, it was so cute

Then I looked outside, AND THE KITTEN IS DEAD, and I fell on the floor, and I almost cried

Me: "Oh my..."

Then the door opened, and Near entered, and he was surprised that the Note was on my table

Near: "Why's the Note on your table?"

Me: "I've discovered something..."

I gave the Note to Near, and he smiled when he glanced at the kitten, and he laughed, he probably figured out what I meant

Near: "That's ridiculous, how can drawing in it be dangerous?"

I snatched the Note from him, and I showed how drawing in it can be dangerous

Me: "You see this tree?"

Near: "Yeah..."

Me: "Look, if just drawing living organisms would kill it, we can manipulate it's death by making a comic strip, look at this tree..."

I drew a comic strip about the tree being cut down by a chainsaw, and a minute later, Leatherface showed up and cuts down the tree

Near: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!"

Then a moment later, Sō and the gang returned, and they freaked out when the Note was lying on the floor

Sō: "FUCKING HELL!!!!!!"

Me: "Sō..."

Sō: "L WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS?!?!?!?!"

Me: "Boredom."

Sō: "BUT WHY ARE YOU USING IT?!?!?!"

Near: "Did you know that drawing in the Note can kill as well...?"

They all dropped their jaws, and thunder roared

Near: "Thunder's on me, by the way..."

Kēi: "Y-you can d-draw on it...?"

Near: "It was proven by that cat dying coz L drew another one in the Death Note, then a tree got cut down by Leatherface coz he drew a comic strip about it..."

Me: "By the way that was a kitten-"

Sō: "WE WERE OUTSIDE, TALKING CRAP WITH THE AUTOBOTS, AND YOUR DRAWING ON THE FUCKING DEATH NOTE?! Bro what the hell..."

He then proceeds to tackle me, but I simply kicked him out of my way

Minami: "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! WE WERE SURROUNDED BY LOTS OF CYBERTRONIANS, AND NOW YOU KICKED SŌ IN THE FACE?!?!?!?!?! YOU'RE INSANE!!"

Me: "My apologies, then..."

Shun: "We're just gonna check out the halls, all of the students would be here by now..."