Quackity didn't know what to think. Didn't know what to think when Technoblade kept disappearing during their dates. Didn't know what to think when Technoblade would quickly run off whenever Sally poured any sort of liquid on him.
Quackity didn't even know why or when Sally started showing up in his and Technoblade's dates. Or what to think of it.
So when Technoblade disappeared for the third time this week, Quackity had no patience left. He marched his way to Techno's house, and was not at all surprised to see Techno there, sitting on his bed.
Extremely stealthily, Quackity went through the window, (yes, the window) stomped over to Techno, and started lecturing.
"What the fuck, Technoblade? It's always fucking like this! You run away in the middle of our fucking date without any warning WHATSOEVER and then you just suddenly re-appear inside your room like nothing fucking happened!"
Technoblade's eyes, which remained blank during the entire speech, suddenly flashed a pretty blue color, then faded away to its regular red.
Quackity blinked. What in the heck-
Technoblade cleared his throat and snapped Quackity out of his thoughts.
"So, um, I'm not sure the best way to say this, Quackity," Techno said nervously, long pink hair flowing in front of his face when he looked down.
"Say what?" Quackity demanded, crossing his arms.
"I'm a mermaid, Quackity."
It was a simple, four word sentence. Quackity was dumbfounded. He had expected that Techno no longer wanted to be his boyfriend or something. Not that he was some sort of pig and fish hybrid!
"Oh," was all Quackity could muster out.
"And I turn into a mermaid everytime I touch water," Techno hurriedly explained.
Quackity looked at Technoblade, face expressionless. Who could blame him? What was one supposed to do when their partner says they turn into a literal fish every time they touch water?
Techno spoke again. "Just 'oh'?" he questioned, voice void of emotions.
"Yeah," Quackity replied, "what else did you expect? Me jumping into your lap and kissing you to death?"
"NO, no no no," Techno squeaked as Quackity jumped onto him, peppering his face with kisses. The pinkette's face flushed a bright pink and scrunched his nose, in the most adorable way, at the kisses.
After Quackity was satisfied with his very successful kiss attack, he stood up. Technoblade shortly followed suit, although looking confused. Quackity made his way to the door, extremely giddy about what he was going to do next. Techno just continued to look confused.
After a while of Quackity walking and Technoblade looking confused, Quackity turned towards the pink haired man and frowned.
"Get your ass over here!" Quackity said, tapping his foot and looking impatient.
"But, why?" Techno questioned, though walking towards Quackity nonetheless.
"I want to see you turn into a fish," Quackity explained, before adding, "I thought that would be pretty obvious."
Techno frowned. "If I didn't know that, how is it obvious?" Techno challenged, crossing his arms.
"Because you're as oblivious as a fucking brick wall," Quackity said, laughing. "Now get over here I want to see you turn into a pink fish!"
The duckman then dragged Techno out the door.
A/N
OOO Techno and Quackity are suddenly now dating!! What do you mean, "there's a giant plothole right there"?
Yea sorry if it's confusing. Idk how to fill in whatever plot hole was there so yea. Just imagine that after the bath incident somehow Techno and Quackity started officially dating or summ.
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