"Badboyhalo," Sally walked over to the demon, crossing her arms once she reached them, "you are a brave, brave demon. Very smart as well."
Bad narrowed his eyes in suspicion. "What do you want, Sally?"
Sally smiled evilly. "Well, wouldn't you like to know?" she mused, twirling a pen she'd gotten from somewhere in between her fingers.
Bad just looked more suspicious, and maybe a bit annoyed. Sally laughed at his reaction.
"I propose that we have a trade," Sally stated smoothly, evil tones underlining her voice, emphasizing each word.
"And what may this trade be?"
Sally smirked. "Listen, Bad. If you can create a potion so strong that it would make the most heartless man fall in love, and a smitten man turn cold, I, in turn, will give you full devotion to the Eggpire and a very special vial."
She looked over to the demon, who still didn't look intrigued.
"What does this 'special vial' do, Sally?" Badboyhalo questioned, looking quite bored.
Sally smirked for the third time. "I heard that there was a pretty diamond-block friend that you wanted to help. See that this 'special vial' will be of great aid to you."
That caught the demon's attention. "You mean Skeppy?" Bad sat up in his chair.
"Indeed, I mean Skeppy."
In all honesty, Sally had no idea who the fuck Skeepy was. But apparently this "Skeppy" guy meant a lot to Bad, and that was just perfect.
"Say," Sally pushed, "are you in for this deal?"
"I'm in."
The two then shook hands like real business partners.
...
The two reunited to give each other the vials.
"Badboyhalo," Sally started, "do you have the vial that I asked for?"
"Indeed I do, Sally," Bad replied, "but I'm not sure what you will do with it."
Sally threw her head back and laughed. "Well, Bad," she laughed, "aren't you funny?"
Bad looked confused. What was so funny about asking for Sally's intentions?
"I will use it to help a friend," Sally lied, you know, like a liar. (like Lila from Miraculous Ladybug)
"Because," she continued, "the fool that she fell in love with is a big oblivious bitch who doesn't know that they need my friend in their life."
(...Sally is the friend, and Wilbur is the "big oblivious bitch" get it? Hahahahaha I am so funny)
"Language," Bad protested weakly.
Sally disregarded Bad's comment and continued.
"So," she said, picking up a pen and scaling it in her fingers, "I'll give you my special recipe, the fampitibodbeecklasdery. It will give you the power to cure your friend."
Sally then retrieved the vial from her leather messenger bag, holding it between two fingers. It was as if she was taunting Bad, keeping the vial just out of the demon's reach. The liquid inside of the vial was swishing and bubbling vigorously, as if trying to break out of the glass bottle it was in. Sally crossed her legs from where she was sitting and watched as Bad eyed the vial, looking conflicted.
"So," she pushed, "what about my vial?"
Bad sighed.
"Here it is, Sally," Bad gave in, "it doesn't have a fancy name, but it's for whatever you muffinheads want to do with it."
Bad then pulled out a glass bottle filled to the rim with frothy yellow liquid. The yellow liquid was a light, yellow-poppy yellow. Bubbles filled the vial, flowing up and bursting at the top.
You see, to an outsider's eye, this vial looked like some third grader had mixed urine and carbonated water and called it a potion. But to Sally, getting the vial was as great as a child getting to eat candy for the rest of their childhood life.
Sally practically snatched the yellow vial out of Bad's hands.
"You can have your stupid vial," Sally smirked, "thank you for your services, Badboyhalo."
Sally then carelessly tossed the vial at Bad, amused by the way he scrambled to catch it before it smashed onto the ground. She then turned on her heels and sauntered out of the room.
This was perfect.
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a/n
btw, the name of the vial that sally gave bad is all of the chapter names combined together. in case you were wondering why the name of the potion was literally keyboard smash
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