Get me an Oscar

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Now that I look at myself I can safely say that if I go into that village I'm gonna get chased out. I look as if Kaguya had a baby with Momoshiki. In other words I'm going to be a looker when I grow up but it would be best to fit in more. The best way to do that is by using a henge. It can't be that hard.

Putting my hands together I quickly realised that I don't know the hand signs. Damn it! Well I guess that weird people cross by all the time so it should be fine. Luckily my Byakugan has more of a golden tint to it so I don't have have to worry about bloodline thieves. Actually, maybe I can customise this character? "Customise."

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{genetic code}
White hair {locked}
Golden white eyes {locked}
Pale skin {locked}
Height (3,6) customisable to (4,0)
Clothes [traditional Otsutsuki garb]
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I guess I'm going to have to settle on being a slightly taller midget. As I started running to the village the mountains disappeared into the background leaving a almost mystical effect. Kumo is going to be one gorgeous place when it's made.

As I made my way into the village there were five guards at the entrance. One spoke up. "What da ya want?" He spoke in a drunk tone. Understandable, this situation is not really ideal.

Putting on a cute four year old act I made myself seem as harmless as possible. "I is Tenshi an' i wanna have some yummy food! Tenshi has money so Tenshi can pay!"

The guards looked at each other then back to me. "Guess you can stay for a while kid. Just answer a few questions and we'll let you through. Were are you parents?" A female guard asked.

I looked down and kicked the dirt. "Tenshi doesn't remember Mama and Papa. Tenshi was probably bad so they left Tenshi," I sniffed a little to give it more of an effect.

"Then how have you been living all this time?" She asked with concern in her voice.

I shrugged. "Tenshi was taken care of by old man. One day, old man fell asleep an' didn't wake up. So Tenshi went to this place."

Perfectly tragic. A small child who has no idea what's going on and looks to be from a dead clan. The small village wouldn't want to have much trouble so they'll help me for a bit and pressure me to move along.

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New skill: acting
Level 1: Increase believability by 10%
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Wow, this skill is probably gonna carry me through this village.

The guards let me through without much fuss so it must have worked. Although there is one following me disguised as a civilian they won't really think much of me.

Of course I can hear the whispers about me though. I'm not as young as to not know that animosity won't be thrown my way because of my looks. Although if I was an actual four year old I wouldn't know so I should just ignore it.

"Freak." One whispered

"Monster." Said another.

Wow, I'm just a kid and this is what I get? Poor Naruto. That kid must've been horribly traumatised over something he doesn't know of. Quickly buying what I need I left the village.

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One slot open
[ bone ]     [¥50]    [futon]    [book x4]
[instant ramen x60]     [dango x5]    [water bottle x40]    [     ]
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I may or may not have went a little overboard on the ramen but it's cheap and lasts long. Well I'm nearly broke so I should just create another dungeon to level up. "Id-create." A new dungeon was created and the mobs started to spawn. Zombies kinda look weird as well.

Taking out the bone I hit a level one zombie on the head after jumping from a tree. Although it doesn't show the exact health just yet it does show the bars. Swinging sideways and hitting the kneecaps caused it to collapse so I hit it on the head again and the health bar completely depleted.

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New skill: base strike
Level 1: increase damage dealt with sticks, bones and bats by 15%
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I don't know if I'm happy or kinda disappointed by the skill. If I do get a real weapon I'm going to have to re-level it up. Oh well, that's a problem for the future!

Walking around I repeated the process and collected the rewards a few more times until I was satisfied with my earnings.

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  Running
Level 3: increase running speed by 9% for 10 seconds
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  Base strike
Level 4: increase damage dealt with sticks, bones and bats by 30%
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Durability
Level 2: reduce damage taken by 3%
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  Sensory
Level 6: increase sensing range by 6 meters
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  One slot open
[bone]     [¥6050]    [futon]    [book x4]
[instant ramen x60]     [dango x5]    [water bottle x40]    [     ]
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Mwhahaha, I'm rich as hell! Sure this isn't much in today's economy but right now I have the Daimyo's third removed grand nieces weekly allowance now! Oh god, what if I go vain? But I'm rich so that doesn't matter!

Five years later: AU

Tenshi walks over to a nearby village and buys it. "Because I'm rich!" She says as she puts on her diamond necklace.

Moral of the story: Tenshi buys half of the elemental nations and becomes the new daimyo. Her cats...

"Humans!"

Started a rebellion and she was overthrown with no money. She now has a million dogs and lives on the streets.

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