Tenshi: you can't blow up the Yuhi clan compound.
Hakuun who's already done it: pfft, I would never.
Nozomi: I know 456 ways to kill a man.
Hakuun: 456?! I only know 340 ways!
Nori: 340? I only know 120!
Tenshi: you can kill in different ways?
Hakuun: My entire clans dead.
Sasuke: mines gone too.
Hakuun:
Sasuke:
Hakuun: We're best friends now.
Sasuke: Tch, obviously.
Nozomi and Hakuun, fighting to the death.
Meanwhile Tenshi: Oh, so that's how genjutsu works.
Kayda: Maybe you should stop them Tenshi.
Tenshi: Nah, there just getting it out of their systems.
Kayda: They have kunai in a pure taijutsu battle and Nozomi is bleeding!
Nozomi who heard what she said: Tis but a scratch.
Yuhi clan elder: So the Hatakes are all gone?
Yuhi clan head: There is still one child left.
Yuhi clan elder: Tch, what can one kid do?
Hakuun outside the compound with a canon: See you on the other side mother fuc-
Tenshi bringing home Nozomi.
Hakuun: Oh look, a rat.
Naruto: And he looked so sad on that dock.
Tenshi nodding along: So you adopted him on the spot and took him along on deadly battles all the while blaming yourself for bringing him into battles knowing full well that he's the danger magnet and not you.
Naruto: Basically but with a few more steps.
Author; dropping obvious hints in story.
Readers: We get it, stop-
Author; aggressively giving more hints.
AN
I'm bored and this is purely crack that I made up on the top of my head. Sorry if some of it doesn't make sense I didn't think this through.
24/01/2022
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AcciónA self insert gamer who is way to done with it all to be thrown into this situation. Life may look down at this angel...there is no but...life hates her. Join our MC as she tries to keep her sanity and find the secret to her new life! And maybe get...
