Madness oneshots and hcs (requests open)

How Deimos would react to you coming out to him

Because I'm low on serotonin

Gay
"You're gay? You're just like Sanford! Except hotter! Hehehe!"
Lesbian
"You're lesbian? Awesome! I know you can get those girls! I believe in you!"
Bisexual
"You're bi? Same! We can go to clubs together and and get all the guys and girls! They can't resist us! Hehehe!"
Pansexual
"You're pan? Wow, you like all genders but you're still single? Hehehe! I'm joking!"
Omnisexual
"You're omni? That's so cool!"
Transgender
"You're trans? Same! And guess what? Sanford is too! We can become the trans trio! Hehehe, yeah!"
Nonbinary
"You're nonbinary? Epic! What's it like to have no gender?"