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Roomies-Deimos and 2BDamned

"Doc, Doooooc." Deimos whined. Doc slammed his book shut. "Deimos, what the fuck do you want now?" The older man snapped. "Can I have some cheezits please?" He asked. Doc glared. "You bothered me just to ask for some cheezits?!" Doc snarled. "I'm hungryyy." Deimos whinged. "YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING MOUTH!" Doc yelled. Deimos remembered instantly. "Ooooooh, yeah that's right." "If you want cheezits, then mash them up and put them in your IV, and besides, you can't even feel hunger anymore." Doc hissed. Deimos sulked away and Doc sighed in annoyance. God, Deimos could be a nuisance sometimes. But who was he to blame? He has been the one to fetch Deimos from Purgatory, and that hadn't been the greatest day of his life.....
~Epic Flashback~
After the magnified agents had been killed, Deimos looked hard at Doc. "So, you're the legendary "2BDamned" huh?" Deimos said. "You know my real name, so use it." Doc snapped back. Deimos rolled his eyes. "Okay then Doc, no need to get aggressive." Deimos spat. "Stop giving me an attitude and follow me." Doc ordered. Deimos jogged after Doc as he walked over to his tent. Deimos sat down and watched Doc start typing on a computer.

Dear HQ
I have successfully extracted Deimos from Purgatory, he seems to be in perfect condition, better than we could of hoped for. Alas, we lost one of ours in the process, but we must go on
2BDamned

"You know what happened Fellow D9?"Deimos said, his heart sinking. "No shit, I was watching you in there." Doc snapped back. "Also, you call this perfect condition?!" Deimos yelled, gesturing to the rock parts. "It's better than all the other outcomes, so yes, it is perfect condition." Doc said. Deimos rolled his eyes. "So what now?" "You're going to live with me." Doc responded. Deimos stood up. "We're gonna be roomies! Awesome!" Deimos cried. Doc sighed inwardly. This was not gonna be good, he could feel it.
~Epic Flashback Over~
Looking back, Doc had been right. But it was the best he could do to keep Deimos from ripping Nevada apart to find Sanford. Speaking of Sanford, no news from the mission had been heard about in a while, what had happened to him and Hank? Doc could only wonder. But if news did arise, he and Deimos would be the first on the scene
No matter what