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Twitter War(xReader)

"WHAT THE F**K TOMMY!?" I yelled through my mic.

A death screen burned into my retinas, as I took a sip from my water bottle to calm myself.

"Why'd you do that!?" I asked calmer than before, reading chat's reaction to my death.

A contagious laugh escaped the other end of the call, "It was an accident."

"How!? It says Y/nUnderscore tired to swim in lava to escape TommyInnit. How was that accidental!?"

"You walked into the lava Y/n!" Tommy said laughing through his words, "Just respawn, a few of your items didn't burn."

I looked at my camera rolling my eyes at his response, "You're a f**king idiot Tommy. We're playing hardcore and you hit me into lava."

"Ohh Sh*t," Tommy exhales, "Um, guess I'm the best Minecraft player."

"Oh please, we all know I'm the best," I said reading chat once more, "See even chat agrees."

"Chat will agree with whatever you say Y/n, and since when were you the best?" Tommy said, hearing him open his water bottle from the other side.

"Since you killed me, not knowing it was hardcore, idiot," I said sighing, I thought it was obvious, "Anyway I think I'm going to end the stream here chat. I'm sorry it was shorter than previous streams but we can all blame Tommy on this." I smiled and waved at the camera, ending the stream before Tommy could say something.

"Wow. Way to turn your chat against me," Tommy said logging out of the hardcore world.

"It was never my intention, maybe if you didn't kill me, this wouldn't have happened? Plus half of that chat was TommyInnit fans anyway, they think you never do wrong."

"Oh come on, what about the Y/nUnderscore fans, they're much worse."

"How dare you insult my people, shameful Tommy, shameful," I said shaking my head, although he couldn't see, "If Twitter dot com heard about this.."

"You wouldn't?" 

"Watch me..."

I opened up Twitter, typing up a tweet quite loudly so Tommy could hear.

"Wait please don't."

I hit enter as the tweet flew to the world.

"What the f**k Y/n!" Tommy said, reading my tweet, "Why did you tweet, 'TommyInnit jumped me in a Cadillac because he realised I was the better Minecraft player.'?"

"What! Do you want me to actually tweet that you hate my fanbase?!" 

"NO! F**KING DON'T!"

"Done!" 

"Oh my f***ing god, Why does it say "Most people find TommyInnit annoying, imagine knowing him your entire life. Help me.'?"

A loud laugh escaped my lips as the poor kid's stress levels continued to jump rope. 

"This isn't funny Y/n!" Tommy said, "I'm gonna tweet about you then."

"We both know you wouldn't. Bestie."

Tommy's keyboard continuously clicked on the other end of the call, my side of the call waited patiently for the "sickest" tweet. 

"Ah yes Tommy we love, 'Y/n says that I'm the best Minecraft player.'" 

I replied to the tweet with the link to the clip disproving his tweet.

"Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, how could you lie on the internet. The place where everything's the truth."

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Banter on the call continued as the twitter war boiled. We were both careful in wording to not leak personal life and say things to cancel each other. 

"I have to go now Tommy," I said, yawning through my mic for dramatic effect, "if you can't tell I'm tired."

"Yeah yeah, Good Night Y/n!"

"Nighty Night Besite!"

And with that I needed the call.

But the twitter war was just getting started.

..............

Hii! Tommy x Reader (platonic)

A small story.

- Axeli