WHAT IN THE WATTPAD?!

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LanLan collapsed into her bed, exhausted from school. Being a college student was really different from being in highschool.

When she was in highschool, everything was easy, her teachers babied them, and all the activities were made to be fun. Now all she was doing was academic paper after academic paper. Lalan really wanted to cry, or go back to the past.

Grabbing her phone from her pocket, she goes on to her favorite comfort app, Wattpad! Just seeing the stories in her library is making her excited. Laying on the bed, Lanlan scrolls down her phone and ponders over what to read.

A LalisaXJungkook fanfic? Robert's new book Dawn of Duchess? Maybe go on the cliché route? Aiii~ there's so many to choose from.

Not making up her mind she just clicked a book without looking at it's plot. It was a Chinese Novel translated to English called "Quick transmigration, I am the fiancee of a Big Bad CEO Boss." Lanlan stared at the title with disgust, what even in the earth? What a bad title name. Even so she continued reading it with a "never judge a book by it's title" mentality.

Which Lanlan promptly regrets by the way. " WHAT THE SH*T! Is everyone sick in the head?" Was her reaction to the characters in the book.

" FVXK THIS IS RAPE!" to the intimate scene between the ML and FL

"OMAYGHAD, what low level IQ villains!"

" FL YOU STUPID WH•R€ WHY ARE YOU THINKING WITH YOUR FVKING LIBIDO! RESIST MADAFAKER!!"

"AHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" was LanLan's infuriated scream.

"AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG" was also LanLan's scream. Her mother beat her with a slipper just now for screaming in the middle of the night.

Safe to say, instead of relaxing, LanLan has eaten a belly full of anger and disgust instead. She really wanted to talk to the author of this book. The amount of curses she was saying inside would've made a gangster blush.

Throwing her phone on the bed, she leaves the room in a huff.

Hurrying down the stairs, she suddenly trips, her body thrown into the air. LanLan thinks, that book was really unlucky, can't believe she will die with that awful story on her mind.
She fell head first, pain assaulted her and she blackout. Mom, I'm really sorry, I should've listened to you and not read trashy novels.

" Mom I'm-huh?" Lanlan was startled to hear her own voice. Opening her eyes, she was met with a chandeliers hanging on the ceiling. Wow, heaven really has a budget, she thought. The beds are really comfy too, it feels like those beds for rich people.

LanLan playfully bounced on the bed. She was shocked at how much bounce it had. Getting excited she bounced harder, soon getting actually up, standing on the bed and bouncing on it. " WOOOH, YAAAAAAAAAAH" she yelled and laughed. Even though I'm dead atleast I get to have fun!

" AHHHHHHHHHH" sounded a scream to her left. Startled LanLan lost her balance and landed on the floor, hard. Her whole body aching, she was shocked. It's hurts? I'm not dead?

" AH DOCTOR, DOCTOR! MY DAUGHTER! MY DAUGHTER!" 

Screams and footsteps could be heard, she looked up and at the wide door appeared a harried beautiful chinese woman with an even more harried entourage comprising of a doctor and what looked to be maids.

LanLan blanked in shock. What the hell is happening. She was helped up from the floor by the maids, and was inspected by the doctor, she could hear their conversation but LanLan was too shocked to react.

" Madame Bai, it looks like her body has recovered fully."

" What about her mind though? I saw her bouncing on the bed like a—a crazy person! Are you sure her coma has no effect on her mind?"

" We'll be sure to run few more tests on young mistress Bai so you can rest easy. It's good that she has finally gained consciousness, remember to not overwhelm her."

" Yes yes, don't worry daughter mother and father are here "

What in Wattpad is happening to me right now? Thought LanLan.

The doctors concluded that " young mistress Bai" or essentially LanLan was suffering from amnesia. But other than that, she had no problems whatsoever.

And LanLan concluded that for whatever reason, she has actually transmigrated to a novel she was just bashing in her past life. 

And she had transmigrated to the semi-villaness Alana " LanLan" Bai, daughter of one of the most powerful families in China.

LanLan Bai in the story was one of the obstacles to the main characters love as she was supposed to be the fiancee of the hero's brother, and did all cruel things to the heroine because she despised heroine for being "a whorish social climbing woman who doesn't know her place." She was later on framed for a crime and jailed by the Hero in revenge. The Bai family also getting ruined along with her.

Like wtf even, if she was going to be transmigrated couldn't be to the heroine? If that was too much just the main characters friends? Why did she get the villainess.

LanLan was pretty sure that although her parents—being her parents
—might disagree, but she was a good kid, who did well in school, was active in the community and helped others. She was a bit lazy, and a procrastinator but so was most of the population.

Why did they give me an evil role! Ah! cried LanLan.

Looking into the mirror though as the maid did her hair, she was very satisfied with the face she was looking at.

Fair skin, big doe eyes, a pouty lip, small face, not to mention her body! Though her chest was bigger in her original body but Alana Bai's legs are to die for, they're sooooo long what the hell.

This body is built like a doll. Her voice too, was perfectly sweet and sultry. All in all this body satisfied all of her vanity, it was a 10/10 for her. Not to mention the kind of family the Bai's are.

" Are you ready sweetheart?" Mrs. Bai said, coming in from the door. The maid stopped brushing my hair and bowed. " Don't worry, we'll have a lot of doctors to monitor you in the mansion darling. Don't be scared by your father or brother, they just look like that, but they love you a lot."

LanLan was getting discharged of the hospital today, being deemed healthy, except for the "amnesia" which can be treated at home. LanLan was wondering about this being in the hospital for her, as when she was reading the novel, there was no mention of LanLan Bai getting injured or getting into a coma.

LanLan recalled the story, wait, it seems like I'm forgetting something.

Realizing it, LanLan grabbed Mrs. Bai's arm and suddenly said, " Maam-Mother, mother, can you tell me how old I am ?" Although startled by the sudden actions, Mrs. Bai smiled and held LanLan's hand adoringly.

" You're 15 years old currently sweetheart. You've just had your birthday before you were injured."

LanLan's mind started spinning, so that's why there was no mention of LanLan Bai's injury in the novel! She transmigrated two years before the novel starts! What the hell!?

A/N :

Hiiiiiiii~ a new story (which I doubt I'll finish) is here. Please don't take this seriously as it's only a past time since it's summer and I don't have anything to do in my free time other than laze or write. You can imagine anyone you want but I being a fan of Lisa naturally assigns the face of LanLan Bai to her. I just really like her face lol. You can imagine other doe eyed and slim beauty though. I'll post a character references sometime later lol.