Fades in on Tucker lying face down in the ground, with Donut standing over him and Sabine fixing him up.
Tucker: (lifeless moans)
Donut: Come on mister blue guy, you gotta wake up. Wake up.
Tucker: It hurts. Just let me die.
Donut: You can't die, I'm bored! All these girls wanna talk about is chick stuff, and not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns. Sabine is the only one actually normal!
Sabine: How am I, normal?
Cut to Tex and Sheila
Tex: I don't have treads, but I often find them staring at things they really shouldn't be.
Cut back to Donut, Sabine and Tucker
Donut: You see? Boring stuff like oppression, and a hostile work environment.
Tucker let's put a moan as he holds his wound.
Tucker: Get Doc, I need Doc.
Donut shakes his head.
Donut: I can't. He got possessed by that evil guy and they escaped. He's the one that shot you. Don't you remember?
Tucker nods.
Tucker: I know. I want him to shoot me again.
Sabine: I'm fixing you up, your not gonna die Tucker.
Donut: Now now now, sounds like someone's got a case of the "poor me"s. If you were gonna die you would have done it by now! Maybe you just need to realize, you're gonna have to live with intense pain.
Tucker: Get that Sarge guy, have him make me a new body.
Donut: Huhg, we can't. We're out of parts because we overused that joke. And Sarge left with the others to chase Doc. But don't you worry, they left a long time ago, so I'm sure they'll be back any minute. Simmons had a fool-proof plan to catch him.
Sabine: And that only works if your dead.
Cut to Simmons in one of many similar corridors of grey between red walls
Simmons: Hellooooo... Hello? Is anybody here? Just great. I guess we all got separated in the teleporter.
radio sounds
Simmons: Sarge. This is Simmons 2.0, do you read me. Apparently your plan to chase Lopez and Doc has failed miserably. I appear to be stuck in some kind of nexus of teleporters, which could take me anywhere in the Universe... Or it's a janitor's closet, the hell I don't fucking know, Sarge, are you there, Sarge!
Cut to Sarge and Caboose standing in a stream
Sarge: Hello, anyone! Do you read me? Do I read you? Anyone? Anybody? Nobody? Okay. (sound of his radio turning off. To Caboose) Well, I don't think the others are coming. They must have gotten separated somehow.
Caboose looks at his toes and looks at Sarge.
Caboose: My toes, are getting pruny.
Sarge: O...kay. Why don't we try to find O'Malley? (runs off)
Caboose: I know where you can find O'Malley. He lived inside my helmet for a while, maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like roommates. (runs off to follow Sarge)
Sarge: Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back. If you know what I mean.
Sarge and Caboose come upon a fallen blue soldier outside a base. Caboose points at him while looking at Sarge.
Caboose: Sargeant. Look! A sleeping person!
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Red vs blue and purple
FanfictionThe reds and blues have been separated and Tex is back. As Sabine finds out more about her past and she meets another freelancer, that wants her dead for unknown reasons. Can Sabine protect her friends while finding out more about her past? Read to...
