to going full kook

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PLS he's sooo fine, anyway...

Disclaimer: this chapter has mentions of alcohol and swear words

I pulled out an envelope that was in the tomb and handed it to John b.
I can't belive something was really in here, John b was right.
"That's not gold" Pope said disappointed
"Holy shit, this is from my dad"
"Code red. Code red. Square groupers! Square groupers!"
"Go" kie said we started to run, I felt jj grab my hand and pull me along with him.
"It's the guys who robbed your house" I started to get nervous again
"Light"
"Turn off the lights"
"Turn your light off,man" Pope whisper shouted at jj

"John b, your light" kiara said again
"Do you think it's them?" Kie asked
"Homie's got a gun"
"Fuck" I said annoyed that they are so obsessed with us
" screw this" kie said as we all started to run
"Right here!" We heard a man yell.
We ran till the fence and climbed over to the other side
"Hurry up" jj told pope
"Guys!guys!" Pope yelled
"Shit" I said when I saw him stuck to the fence.
"Guys, I'm stuck"

"Pope, come on, man" jj yelled
"All right, guys..."
"I got you"
"No, pope don't move okay " I heard jj say so I turned around and saw him pointing the gun at the fence
"You're gonna rip me" Pope said
"Jj put the fucking gun down" I said as John b pushed his hand down
"Wait. Your gonna rip me" Pope kept yelling
"Your fine. Come on" kie yelled
"Pope come on dude"

He finally came off the fence and his shirt got ripped off
"Nice, come on, dude" jj said
"It's a little tootsie roll"
"Come on" kiara yelled while laughing.
at this point I was laughing so hard I was shiting trees.
We all got in the van and drove away
"Come on " jj said

[Fast foward]

Jj was making himself a sandwich while me kie and John b waited for them to open the envelope.
"That bread had mold on it three days ago" Pope stated
"I'll just pull off the bad parts, plus mold is good for you. It's just a natural organism" jj said
"What- that's not- never mind" I said as I sighed
"Jj" kie said
"Yup,yup,yup" jj said running towards us

"Hot damn, let's do it" he said.
John b opened the envelope
While jj took a bite off the sandwich and started gaging and spit it out.
John b finished opening the envelope and in it was a map
"Holy shit"
"Oh. X marks the spot." Pope said while pointing to a X on the map.
"Longitude, latitude " John b said pointing at stuff in the map

"Wait, there's something else in there." John b said pulling out a tape recorder.
"What is that?" Jj questioned
"Yeah, what is it?" I asked
" it's a tape recorder, dumbasses" kie informed us.
John started to play the recording.
"Dear bird"
"Who's bird?" Jj questioned
"That's what my dad called me." John b answered

what his dad said:
(You don't have to read it)

" I hate to say I told you so but I told you so. And you doubted your old man, I suspect at this moment, your filled with guilt and self-loathing over our last fight, but don't kill yourself just yet kid, I didn't expect to find the merchant either.
You we're probably right to call me out. Wasn't exactly father of the decade. What can I say, kid? I could smell the barn. And hopefully, we're listening to this in our brand new sugar-shack down in Costa Rica, living of passive investment and pulling on permits. If not and you find this for less than optimal reasons, we'll that's what the map is for. There she is, wreck of the merchant. If something happens to me, finish what I started. Go for the gold kid.
I love you bird,even if i didn't always act like it. I'll see you on the other side."

"Holy shit" I said as I went over to hug John b but he walked away and started crying
"Holy shit, he did it, big John he found the merchant-" I cut him off
" now it's not the time jj"
"Sorry" he said.
Kie went over to hug him so that he can calm down

~Fast foward~

We were all outside by the dock
"How much was it again?"
"Five hundred million".
Jj sighed before saying
"All right, let's talk the split. Now before we say "evenly" may I remind you that I'm the only one that can properly defend us from those groupers who were after us. Protecting? Not cheap, okay? "
"You haven't trained, you've done zero training" Pope told him
"YouTube, bro, that's at least a five percent bump right there"

"You haven't-" jj cut Pope off
"Any objections? Didn't think so." Me and kie raised our hands as an objection
"Yeah" Pope said
"I don't hear any, so..."
"What are you gonna do with your 100mil Pope?"
"Pay for college in advanced and also,textbooks. Those are expensive " I rolled my eyes as I laughed a little

"How about you kie?" jj asked "Yeah, what does a socialist do when she's rich?"
"Y/n is also rich"
"Yeah but she's different " jj said "how?" I asked
" it doesn't matter, I wanna make a double album about OBX, the pogues. You know the way catch a fire is about Kingston. Record it in Marley studio, Peter tosh producing."

" Peter tosh is dead" Pope said
"I know. Spirit of Peter tosh will never die."
" what about you n/n?" jj asked me
"You know I'm not really sure I'll definitely use some of it to have the life I've always wanted and I'll probably donate some too and I want a dog" I answered
"I know what I'll do. I'm gonna get a big ass house on figure eight and go full kook."
"Your gonna go full kook?" Pope asked
"Yup, I'm gonna get a marble statue of myself, and then I'm gonna get a koi pound." We all laughed

"I'm never visiting " kie said
"What are you gonna do JB?" Pope asked
" to going full kook" he answered
"To going full kook" we all said as we cheered and drank our beer

A/n
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