it's always been you

are you serious?

"Well well well" pope said
"That was a goid dad joke" jb said
"They built this part of the house right over it" kie stated
"This is where she hid the bodies". I slaped him at the top of his head and laughed
"Oh, dude, come on" pope said
"Stop" kie said
"No I'm dead serious " jj said
"Not as dead as the bodies tho" i said trying not laugh but seeing jj laugh made me laugh
"Dumbasses" kie spoke
"It was never an outhouse " jj said
"She probably doesn't even know it's here" kie said nervous
"We found water" pope said
"We're gonna need a really big rope."

~Fast foward~

We were all at the chateau and then we saw sarah
"No effing way" kie yelled
"You brought her here?" I asked also pissed
"So waht? She's in on this now?" Kiara asked
" i dunno" pope said trying to get involved
"Look al i care about is her cut comes out of the share." JJ said
"You know, i don't remember taking a vote" kie said
"This is our thing, a pogue thing" i said backing up kie
"I gotta say, I'm just a tad uncomfortable with all of this." Pope said

"Thank you" kiara said relieved
"When are you not?" Jb questioned
" i dunno, i road here on the back of JJ's bike pretty comfortably " he said
"It's true, most relaxed I've ever seen him" jj said backing him up
"That's cute guys" jb said
" you know we were all extremely comfortable until you brought her" kie said
"Stop talking about me like im not here" sarah said

" then leave" i said annoyed
"I told you" she told jb
"Told him what exactly, that you're a liar?" Kie asked
"No, that your a shit-talking bitch" she told kie
"Oh shit" pope yelled as he saw me get up and walk towards her
" Don't about her like that" and when i was about to throw hands jj picked me put with his arms and dragged me to the next room.

"Let me go" i told him
"Not until you calm down" he said while having his arms around me.
I felt butterflys and then i remembered were just friends so i calmed down and he let go.
We walked back out where everyone was.
"Look cut the bullshit john, if she's in, I'm out" i heard kiara say
"Kie, I'm not doing this. I can't decide " he said

"You are gonna decide " she yelled
"I'm very interested actually me or her?"
"Both" he said. JJ whistled and said
"Went for the hailmary."
"Kie, wait up" i yelled as i ran after her while showing jb my fuck you finger.
"Kie wait" i said as i chased her and she finally stoped in her tracks.
"Y/n don't try to convince me to-" i cut her off
"No, jb is a dumbass and I'm on your side. Always " i said
"Wanna come over to my place and sleep over tomorrow?" I asked
"Yeah but only us, not barbie in there"
"Obviously"
"Okay so I'll text you" i said
"Yeah, cya" she said

{Fast foward}

It was the next morning and me and kie were walking to the dock.

Y/n's outfit

Y/n's bikini
(I saw it on pinterest and liked it so yeah)

We see the pope there.
"Code red" pope said
"What the hell is going on?" Kie asked clearly still mad
"Okay, jj and john b conked out the marsh."
"Uh okay but what does that have to do with us?" She asked
"We need you guys for mechanical"
We drove up to the boat.
"Can't you guys do anything without us?" I asked.
Me and kie entered the boat.
"What happened?" Kie asked the boys that were on the floor

"Uh, the alternators uh, not alternating anymore." JJ answered
"It's not charged " jb said
"Did you check the plugs?" I asked
"No, no you guys should check 'em."
"Yeah" kie said as we both got down to check them.
"You guys are useless" kie said
"Sorry about that" jj said while leaving with jb
"Uh... is this a joke?" Kie asked
"There are no plugs, like at all" i said. We saw them jump in the water so we ran outside
"Shit"
"Fuck"

"John b, john b let me out" we heard sarah yell while there was banging on the floor.
Kiara opened up the floor and we saw the one and only sarah
"Oh you've got to be kidding me" i said
"What the hell" sarah said
"Guys" kie yelled trying to get the boys attention but they were already further away
"Are you serious?"i yelled
"Are you joking" kie yelled
" get your asses back her" kiara yelled
"Not until you figure it out" jb yelled
" i will kill every single one of you one by one" i yelled

"Y-you can't just leave" sarah yelled.
"There's food in the cabin and jj rolled a blunt." Pope yelled, jj said something that i could barely hear
"Dude, the blunt was for y/n" i heard him say
"Hydroponic " jj yelled
"This is ridiculous "sarah said
"Well, i would rather drown than stay here with you" kie said while we all took of our clothes.
"Well be my guest maybe you'll finally shut the hell up" sarah told kiara
"You don't even know where your going" kie yelled at her
"I don't care" she answered

"I hope you get lost then" i told her
"Good luck with the oister beds" she said as she jumped in the water.
"Godspeed" i heard pope say
"Wait, john b you asshole" she yelled
"Their not coming back for us" kie said
"Love you guys, bye" john b yelled
"Great" .
Sarah got screamed and got dragged underwater. It was actually kinda funny.
"What?" Kie said annoyed.
"I got stung by a jellyfish, shit" she yelled as i rolled my eyes.

A/n
The guys are assholes
Stay hydrated
Ily bestie

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