Harem Hero

Devilish Foursome

You eventually decided to hide out in your apartment while the heat died down. No doubt there'd be a few police officers sniffing around to try and find out what caused all of that property damage. Inviting three utter bombshells into your crappy, sparse home was not the brightest idea. Your anxiety has gone into overdrive. Rias was quick to claim a position on the couch, with Akeno standing behind her like a dedicated attendant. Lala joined her. You grabbed one of the chairs from your small kitchenette and sat down across from them.

"What a mess, is everyone okay?"

"Wow! Is this your house, it's tiny... You know, I could make it a LOT bigger by using some of my technology," Lala says.

"Uh, not much need to make it any bigger at the moment," you assure her, "But if we start using the place more, I guess you could sneak one of those pocket dimensions of yours in here just for some extra space."

"Or a bigger bedroom," Rias teases you, "How many wives do you think you can fit in that bed of yours?"

Lala's mind kicks into gear, "Oh! Yeah! We need a super-huge bed for all of your girlfriends and wives! Or maybe a room where the entire floor is one big mattress, wouldn't that be amazing?" Before you can stop her, Lala pulls out a piece of paper and begins scribbling down plans for this upcoming renovation project.

Again, you insist, "I can only summon three people at a time right now, that's you, Lala and Akeno. My old bedroom is good enough – if you three even want to share that bed at the same time and all. I need to send you back home now and again too."

Rias turned to her friend, "As you can see, he summoned us here to assist him in this battle."

"Not too dissimilar to what we do as devils," Akeno pondered, "Though, you have not formed a contract with him?"

"Is there much reason to?" Rias reasoned, "Words of our deeds here will not reach home. For the moment, I am doing so out of the goodness of my heart."

"Ara, as you say President."

"President? Does that mean you're super important and powerful!?" Lala asks, hopping up onto Rias' lap in the process.

"She's the president of their school club, not the president of a country," you explain.

Rias pats Lala's head, "Yes, I am the president of the Occult Research Club, and Akeno is my Vice-President. That being said, my status is of more import in the underworld than it is the human world. I am the daughter of a very influential family." Lala's tail wags like a dog as Rias really digs her fingers into her scalp. You're surprised to see such contrasting personalities getting along like this. Rias is the patient type for certain.

"Akeno, you haven't said much yet," you ask, "Do you have anything to say about this... situation?"

Akeno's eyes open, "Hm. I can see why the President likes you. You're a very cute boy. I'd love to see that face screwed up. Fufufu."

"Uh, so you know that we're all based on fictional stories?"

Akeno nods, "Of course. The President always ensures that the latest chapters of your adventures are recorded or consumed in a hasty manner. Through my closeness to her I have no small amount of knowledge about this world and you."

"Oh, so you're not a fan?"

"I find it charming enough on occasion, though I have not yet found myself purchasing a dakimakura-"

Rias nearly leaps from the couch, "Akeno!" The raven-haired beauty snaps her mouth shut. You have a good idea of what she was about to spill. The image of Rias clutching a body pillow of you, presumably in some kind of appealing pose – perhaps with your shirt unbuttoned or just butt naked, is both mind-bending and hilarious.