Harem Hero

Momo and Nana on Hand

Android 21 and Mitsuru were so engrossed with their research project that they didn't even notice that you were away having shower sex with Bulma. Bulma just laughed them off and commented that they "remind me of myself when I was younger." These two uber-nerds are going to be a negative influence, you can already tell.

Bulma isn't that interested in keeping going like them. She sits next to you on the couch and clings to your arm. You decide to ask her a little about what she knows. "Do you know much about us, Bulma?"

"Naturally. I'm an avid watcher – I haven't missed an episode in six years."

"Huh. Must seem pretty tame in comparison to the things that normally happen around you."

Bulma smiles, "During the earlier arcs of the story. But part of the reason I enjoy it so much is how things escalate and how you watch everything happen without time skips. It's comforting to see some world-ending threats being defeated when they don't actually affect me."

The threat of planet destruction comes around like rainy days over there. Bulma isn't much of a fighter herself, so being forced to stand back and watch while everyone powers up for a while must be nerve-inducing. Bulma purses her lips and leans into you, "Would you mind telling me a little about your other partners?"

"Sure. They're great, I think you'll like them."

It takes a while to go through each girl and explain who they are, but Bulma listens intently without interrupting your train of thought. She isn't surprised to hear about their varied backgrounds or unique powers. Even as long as it takes to go through them, you know that there are several other girls who you still need to consider. Lala asked you to mark Momo and Nana a long time ago now and you've never gotten around to doing it. In fact – you almost feel a little bad about it. You don't want to lead her on with a promise you can't keep. Their abilities to speak with plants and animals could also be extremely useful, not to mention their natural alien strength.

When you cap things off by talking about Koneko and Asia, and how they haven't really joined your harem just yet, Bulma finally makes a comment; "Hm. That's a lot of younger women..."

"I don't discriminate. Venelana and Chun-Li are in their fifties." At least you think Venelana is in her fifties. That devil youth is real. She could easily be a hundred and you wouldn't know any better. You wonder what kind of techniques Chun uses to attain her timeless look. That's not to mention some of the other older ladies you have on your shortlist.

Bulma hushes her voice to hide it from the other, "Oh! I'm only thirty-two." Bulma being sensitive about her age is one of her defining traits after all. A lot of her maturity comes from the way she dresses and presents herself. The red lipstick and dress add a few years from what you'd guess normally. Most thirty-year-olds in this world dress in something more contemporary. When you consider Bulma's date of creation and her age, it makes sense. She's what they'd be like born twenty years earlier.

"Was what we did back there not enough to show you that I think you're sexy?" you whisper back.

Bulma slaps your chest and giggles like a maiden at your terrible flirting. This finally manages to catch Mitsuru's attention, "There you are! I just need you to confirm something for me, Bulma."

Bulma pecks you on the cheek and hustles over to see what Mitsuru wants. Your eyes are drawn upwards to one of the cheap televisions Mitsuru has mounted to the wall, all of which are playing different news channels or tracking various social media sites for specific keywords. Your monitoring network is rather primitive. Barbara Gordon might be just the right person to swoop in and give you a real chance of detecting them before they strike. A news report is playing regarding the sudden and mysterious death of the local plant life at a downtown park.