Harem Hero

Second Quarter

Chun tried. She really tried to fit both of your bodies into the shower, but as you warned her previously it was just too small to do anything in. Not to mention that her huge, powerful thighs meant that floorspace came at an extreme premium even when she was alone. She backed away and asked you to go first. As the host you'd normally allow the guest to use it before you, but you know that the shower takes a little time to warm up properly, so you agreed. You return fresh as a daisy and crash onto your bed with a sigh.

You hear the shower run again as Chun takes her turn. She really is an amazing fighter. If even a small amount of that skill and experience can be passed on to you through her training, you might just have a shot at saving the world without having to rely on other people. The girls seem perfectly happy to do it, fulfilling some kind of long held fantasy to live out the story from 'your' franchise. What kind of merchandise do they have of you and Mitsuru? You think Akeno mentioned that Rias had a body pillow. You snort. Why would anyone want a body pillow of you? Rias, apparently.

The shower stops. You tilt your head down and see Chun leave the on-suite bathroom wearing nothing except a pair of black, hip-riding panties. She gives you a shy smile and climbs onto the bed, laying down next to you. She's so sexy that you feel like your nose is about to start bleeding. Just being this close to her feels overly intimate.

"This is a change," you note, "I thought you were all business."

She pouts, "I'm allowed to have fun." She reaches out and pulls you into a hug, "So, you've already bedded a few different women?"

"Ah, yeah," you admit sheepishly, "Rias, Lala and Akeno are really pushy."

"Hm. I'd like to be one of them. Would you accept me into your family?"

"O-Of course I would! You're amazing, and really beautiful."

"I can't explain it," she whispers, "We've only known each other for a few hours, but now I don't want to let you go. I want to be with you forever, even if it means leaving my old world behind."

"You don't have to," you assure her, "Seeing you and the others is as easy as snapping my fingers."

"It's silly. We're all head over heels for someone we know from a manga..."

"I'm the real thing," you chuckle, "And I could say the same for you. Finding out that all of these places and people are real – it really puts into perspective how little I know. It's chance that these stories lined up with another world beyond this one. But it's because of that chance that we're here right now."

Chun leans in and runs a hand through your hair, "I remember that Mitsuru has a particular way of choosing her cards... picking women who'll fall for you so easily. I should be upset – but lying here with you is everything I ever wanted or imagined. I love you. I'll never not love you." She punctuates her declaration by pulling you into a deep kiss.

Your restless hands slip down her back and land on her firm cheeks. You knead the soft flesh, eliciting an excited moan from deep in her chest. You finally separate for a moment to catch your breath. Chun winks at you, "I'll love you even when all those other girls are crawling all over you."

"I'm trying to keep it under control, but knowing Mitsuru..."

"Do you want to know how many women you marry in my version of the story?"

"I'm going to regret asking, but sure."

"Two-hundred-fifty-six," she declares, "On average, a new wife was added every six chapters."

"Shit, how long did this manga run for?"

Chun laughs, "A very long time."

"I guess that makes you number four."