Eating a meal with Lala, Nana and Momo is enough to calm them all down after their sibling spat. You really didn't expect Nana to be this resistant to your presence, even though she's allegedly your biggest fan out of the three. According to Momo – the 'final form' of yourself from their version of the story is significantly different, having accumulated powers and abilities from various franchises and worlds.
"It's like you're the final boss in an RPG or something!"
Nana scoffs, "But you're not even close to that."
You polish off the last of your burger and lean back into the booth, "I've only been doing this for a few months. How long did it take me to reach that level in your favourite retelling?"
Momo explains, "It isn't an entirely accurate measurement, but the part Nana likes happens ten years after the first volume."
"He's taller, and more handsome, and stronger, and more confident, and he blows away all of the bad guys without even breaking a sweat! I don't see how someone as amazing as that is going to come from you!"
"Nana gets excited when she thinks about becoming one of your wives."
"Not his wife, the other guy!"
"He is that other guy. He looks identical."
Lala giggles; "Oh! I remember finding one of Nana's old sketches where she was planning her wedding dress! She really went into a lot of detail. She has the whole thing in her head, ready to go!" Momo and Lala really love divulging Nana's embarrassing secrets.
"Huh? And what about you two? You did the exact same thing!"
"That's right," Momo smirks, "I'm not ashamed to admit that I fantasised about marrying such a wonderful partner."
Lala nods rapidly; "Uh-huh. And now we have the perfect opportunity to do it! We should have a big, three-way wedding together!" Even Momo is struck silent by Lala's polyamorous intent. Lala loves her sisters that much that she's willing to get married on the same day as them. Nana's face can't get any redder than it is now as her imagination kickstarts to go along with Lala's proposal.
"T-Together?"
"Sure! Wouldn't it be a great memory to walk down the aisle together?"
In your own mind, the dresses that the three girls pick are much lewder than what they'll want in reality, with exposed thighs, transparent floral patterns and plunging necklines that reveal as much cleavage as possible. Nana would never agree to something like that, and not just because she despises it when people act like perverts. It'd reveal the hierarchy of chest sizes for all to see, and Nana has a complex about that type of thing.
Lala is unconcerned with what her sisters think; "Oh, that sounds amazing! We should totally do that!"
Momo giggles, "Typical. You always get ahead of yourself, Lala."
Lala pouts, "I'm being serious! It's supposed to be the best day of your life, so sharing it with you two sounds like it would make it even better."
You cut in, "Aren't we a little far off from arranging a wedding? I'd need to get your father's blessing first, and I can't do that until we can travel to your universe."
Momo covers her mouth, "How forward. He isn't saying no..."
That isn't a whole-hearted acceptance of Lala's plan! You just want to make it clear that things can't progress past the 'lovers' stage while you can't meet with their father. You know that his motivations in the original are more innocent than they first appear, but you also want to make sure that you can handle whatever challenge he throws your way when you do meet him. With that said – getting married to three beautiful aliens isn't such a bad deal.
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Harem Hero
Fanfiction(Reader x Multiverse Crossover Harem) Your best friend in the whole world is Mitsuru. A mad scientist genius who has recruited you to be her first and only assistant. One day at the lab she reveals her latest invention, an incredible gun that can sh...