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"Hi-yah Hi-yah," everyone in the dojos yelled "hey lip yeah you the one with the freaky lip. Who do you think I'm talking to?" Sensei asks clearly talking to Eli " excuse me Mr. Lawrence" Demetri starts " sensei Lawrence" Aisha corrects
"ok, you really shouldn't make fun of someone's physical appearance." Demetri says "Oh is that so, so I'm not supposed to mention his lip at all?" sensei asks "well yeah" Demetri answers "well maybe that's what they teach you in school, but in the real world, you can't expect people to do what they're supposed to do all right, you hear that lip you can't handle someone making fun of you, how are you going to handle taking an elbow to the teeth?" Sensei questions
"by calling the police," Demetri says in a mocking tone, "dude knock it off," Miguel whispers to Demetri " what? does he realize the Nazis lost the war right? Why should I be scared of him because he's got a snake on his wall? It's not like he's a teacher who can give us a bad grade, we're paying him, he works for us, it's not like he can actually hurt us" Demetri says pushing senseis buttons
"oh shit" I say to myself, "Are you done?" Sensei asks Demetri getting close to him "what" Demetri asks "hit me" sensei says sounding annoyed "go ahead hit me strike me right here" sensei says point to his face "harder, is that all you got princess" sensei asks Demetri as he hits him, quickly being flipped by sensei " let that be a lesson to all of you" time skip
" where have you been?" I hear a voice ask me as I look up I notice it's Robby "hey sorry guess I didn't really clarify my schedule did I?" I say tying my shoes "ah it's fine, I'm just glad you're here, at least there's someone my age here" he says with a smile "so I heard you've been working hard around here, trying to replace me?" I ask jokingly "I don't think I can" he replies with a smirk
"hey is it cool if I get your number? For work purposes of course." He says looking flustered "oh yeah," I say pulling out my phone and handing it to him "cute Home Screen, are those your kids?" He asks sarcastically "god no that's my twin brother and me on our first birthday" I reply "well better get to work before I get fired," I say grabbing the phone out of his hands.
time skip
" Alright everybody fall in, where is everybody? Crater face? Nose ring? Slingshot?" Sensei asks confused "they quit sensei" Miguel answers "are you serious? I mean, good, that was a test, I wanted to see who the quitters were. Not you guys. You're in it to win it, you could be home playing your icomputers playing your video games, eating candy. Instead, you're here doing push-ups, learning how to fight," he went on.
" lip. Look. Even lips tougher than those guys, he's no quitter." sensei finishes "could you please not call me that?" Eli asked, "Excuse me, what?" Sensei replied, "could you please not call me that." Eli asked again, "I'll warm em up, sense," Miguel interrupts,
"No, lip has something he wants to say." Sensei continues "sorry speak up lip or is your tongue messed up too? Are you one of those challenged kids?" Sensei mocks him "the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." Eli answers " I don't know what that is, but get off it pronto. All right? If you don't want me to call you 'lip' don't have a weird lip. Can't you get surgery?" Sensei asks
" I was born with cleft lip this is the scar from the surgery" Eli replies "you mean it was worse before that? Or did the doctor just screw up?" Sensei asks again "because if this is the after photo that sucks, Man. You should sue." Sensei continues
"Sensei leave him alone," I say, standing next to Eli "why should I, he's gotta weird lip" Sensei argues " because just leave him alone," l say "holy shit is this the guy Miguel was talking about, oh that's hilarious, that's why you're standing up for him?" Sensei teases
"am not" I argue "dude You really shouldn't have your girlfriend fight for you it's embarrassing" Sensei continues " hey if you want to be something other than a kid with a scar on his lip, then flip the script, get a face tattoo or gorge your eyes out or call you patchy, all right? "No, don't do that, you'll still look like a freak" Sensei says before Eli runs to the back room. "Look what you did," I say to Sensei attempting to run after him
Writing Sensei Lawerence making fun of people is the funniest thing, also the stories finally getting interesting yk since Eli's gonna "flip the script" anyway hope you guys are enjoying it so far. I wrote like five chapters last night so I've just been editing stories all day.
