~Assorted BxB Oneshots~

Pleasure At The Fairground On The Way

TODOBAKU FLUFF

REQUESTED BY - YesImAliveStill
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Katsuki Bakugo

My god these fucking people...didn't they figure it out?! The reason I drag my boyfriend away from their stupid gathering in the common room is not because I wanted them to come with us! For once in my life, I just wish they'd give me some time alone with him! It's not a hard ask, considering the stupid curfew rules that fucker Aizawa put in to stop us sharing a room. I got it, 'cause there's some creepy fuckers in this group of extras - no names necessary. But none were worse than those I'd spotted Shoto had been captured by. They'd been making him create ice cubes for their drinks. Hardly a more important use of his time than being with me, don't ya think?!

...but now, we've ended up in an even worse situation. Those stupid, stupid fuckers had barged into my room, completely disregarding any and all privacy I thought I had, and had gotten themselves more than comfortable on the floor surrounding the bed that Shoto and I were quite looking forward to cuddling on. And they were so loud! How can four people make my room sound like a goddamn stadium?! It was taking all of my self control...and Shoto's disapproving glare...to stop me murdering every single one of them. Shit Hair and Dunce Face's combined stupidity drove me to the edge, and that was without Raccoon Eyes cooing at Shoto and I, and the most infuriating thing about Tape Face was his silent smirk, shit-eating and annoying as hell.

The idiots had decided that the time I wanted to be alone with Shoto was the perfect time to play stupid games, and Shoto bought into it like the sweetheart he is. I don't know whether he mellows me out or something, but his involvement in the games made them slightly more bearable, despite my displeasure at being interrupted.

And so, that's how we ended up playing Never Have I Ever. Shoto had, adorably, needed it explained to him, but soon enough we were underway, everybody sticking to the usual things they always seemed curious about. Racoon eyes went with "never have I ever caught anyone having sex", prompting Shit Hair and Dunce Face to both lower their fingers, the duo glaring back at Pinky with embarrassed grins, which prompted her to shriek "SHUT UP!", going red. It was the turn of the second of the idiots next, with Shit Hair saying "never have I ever...pretended to be sick to avoid meeting up with someone."

Everyone apart from him put a finger down for that, and his confusion was evident.

"Wh-guys! How could you do that! C'mon, all of you explain!"

"Skipped a date, the guy was a douche" Racoon Eyes

"Sorry Bro, didn't feel like working out that day!" Dunce Face

"School...duh..." Tape Face

"My Dad wanted to have dinner...yeah..." Shoto

"Of course I fucking have, you guys are all lame!" ...you can guess who that was.

Anyway, Dunce Face was next. He is kinda stupid, so I wouldn't be surprised if he asked a question liiiiiike...

"Never have I ever dropped my phone in the toilet!"

...that. Yeah...everybody gave him the disappointed look that I expected, no one putting a finger down either. Typical him, really. We moved on pretty quickly, not wanting to put too much thought into...that...

And so, it was my turn. I thought long and hard about my question, before grinning widely and sneering at the idiots in front of me.

"Never have I ever barged into someone else's room UNINVITED!"