~Assorted BxB Oneshots~

Hotel California~

KIRIBAKU SMUT (Top Baku, Bottom Kiri)

CW // pet play, d/s, impact play, manhandling, daddy kink, pet names, ignore kink, slight cucking, handcuffs, foot fetishism if you squint, throat fucking, sort of ruined orgasm

REQUESTED BY - N/A
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Eijiro Kirishima

I...don't do nights out. They're just...icky. The idea of going out looking for sex is terrifying, and even more frightening is the idea of losing my wallet or phone! Trusting someone enough to bare all without committing to a relationship just doesn't compute with me, it seems pointless and not worth the risk!

Which is why I'm being such a bitch as Mina drags me into this nightclub, the music already far too loud for my liking. I can hardly think, although I'm with it enough to know that it's unpleasant. I've been dragged here because Mina is insistent on me "getting some dick", seeing as I've apparently been cranky recently. How subjecting myself no non-marital, consensual PAIN is going to help...yeah, that's why this is stupid. I mean, I don't even know what type of guy I'm looking for. One that's hot? One that could take care of me? One that provides me with a secure and happy life?

Logically, the latter makes the most sense...but one night stands aren't logical at all, from what I can tell. Thus, as I leaned against the bar with Mina, doing my best to look attractive, I started scouting the room for the hottest guy I could find.

It took a good while to find him, but boy was it worth it when I did. A tall, relatively muscular blond guy stood on his own at the other end of the bar, leaning on it with his hands clasped together, seemingly waiting for a drink. I found myself staring at the boy, his nose ring shining in the dark light of the room. He had rings on his fingers, though none of them signified any sort of engagement. His eyes shone a ruby red as flashing lights threatened to distract me from them. He caught my eye from across the room, giving me a look up and down before narrowing his eyes and looking away, looking pointedly at the empty seat besides him for some reason.

"Damn Kiri, you sure know how to pick 'em out! If you don't have him, I will~"

"Wh-what do you mean? He's clearly not interested..."

"...tell me you're joking"

"I'm really considering lying and saying I am..."

"...you know what, whatever, whaddya wanna drink?"

"Virgin Strawberry Daiquiri, please"

"...of course you don't drink alcohol"

"Yes, of course I don't. You know how bad that stuff is, Mina!"

"Why the hell do you think we have it then?" She said in an exasperated tone before walking over to catch the barman, ordering our drinks. My eyes drifted over to the blond, who was sat on his own sipping what looked like whiskey. He caught my glances again, smirked, and necked the drink in one, once again looking down to the seat beside him. I didn't move, just staring at him as if he were sent by God, and the blond sighed, rolling his eyes and slowly standing up, before walking over to me.

By this point, panic mode was engaged, and I'd turned away to look to Mina for support. She just shrugged and mouthed "be yourself" with an encouraging smile, which did anything but encourage me as the man sat down next to me.

"Damn, Red, you really don't take a fuckin' hint, huh?"

"O-oh, uhh.."

"Relax, cutie, I'm teasing you. You new around here?"