~Assorted BxB Oneshots~

Demonetised~

KuroKen Smut

CW // teasing, slight d/s, lots of making out, fingering, cum eating, mild biting

REQUESTED BY - N/A
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Kenma Kozume

"Hey guys! I know it's been a little while, but I'm back from my trip! I hope you haven't missed me too much!"

I take a sip of my coffee and bring my knees to my chest as I relax back into my chair, feeling it recline a little as I do. My baggy hoodie covers my knees as I watch as dozens upon dozens of chat messages fly past my eyes as I smile to myself, having missed this over the past few weeks. Sure, Paris is amazing, but Paris doesn't give me this kind of kick.

"Yes, I had an amazing time in Paris, thank you for asking! There's a vlog coming tomorrow so you guys can see everything we did!"

I take another sip as a couple donations come in, and I lean forward to read the text that came with them.

"Thanks for the donation, Pineapple, but I told you to stop giving me money! I appreciate it, but you guys spoil me rotten! And to answer your question, I went to Paris with Tooru, Keiji and the Miya twins. Keiji and I ended up being everyone's moms since the other three are all so energetic."

I relax back into my chair before realising that I haven't actually said what I'm going to be doing today.

"By the way guys, today is a just chatting day! I'm too tired to play any of the usual games, so we'll do a short Q and A and then I'm gonna crash, ok guys?"

I finish off my coffee with a slurp, throwing the plastic carton into the little bin next to my setup. It's starting to overflow so I need to make sure I empty it in the next couple days

"Ok, here's what we'll do. Sub-only for the questions, since I need to slow chat enough to be able to read them, ok guys? Sorry to you non-subs, but you can stick around and listen to the answers all the same, yeah?"

I don't normally like prioritising people who give me money over those who don't, but this was my easiest way to filter the chat so it would slow down. I'm not gonna try answer 30,000 questions at once.

I squint my eyes and try to pick out a particular question, seeing one that catches my eye immediately.

"Which streamer would you most like to collab with in the future?"

"Hmm...I've not really considered doing any new collabs recently, but I've been nagging my friend Shoyo to start streaming. He says he will, but he never does. I'd definitely play with him if he started a channel"

"What's your favourite coffee flavour"

"Caramel anything. You're obviously new around here, aha~!"

...maybe I overdid it with the cutesy act there...

"Who's the hottie that you live with?"

"The 'hottie' that I live with doesn't want you guys to know his name. Trust me, he's hotter in person. I keep having to remind myself that he's my best friend" I say with a nervous laugh, unsure of why I disclosed that much.

"What would happen if you forgot~?"

I barely hear the voice behind me, but as soon as I do, my heart lurches. Did he...hear that? I smile nervously at the chat, which is filled with hearts and "OMG", then turn and see my roommate and best friend, Tetsurou Kuroo, shirtless and stood behind my chair.

Ah.

That's why chat is losing their minds.

"Y-You're gonna get me demonetised-"