~Assorted BxB Oneshots~

Day Five~

KUROOTSUKKI SMUT (Top Kuroo, Bottom Tsukki)

CW // AWFUL pickup lines, drunk sex, hickeys galore, ball sucking, slight ignore kink, facefuck, spitting, deepthroating, name calling, pet names, pet play if you squint, d/s themes to the max, fingering, some oddly cute sex, praise/degradation, cockwarming, implied consensual Somnophilia, lots of cat-related imagery 😽

REQUESTED BY - YourAverage_Simp
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Kei Tsukishima

It's funny...funny how you can go from hating someone to...just about tolerating them. That was my full experience with Tetsurou Kuroo, up until this point, at least. He was...detestable, yet I detested him less and less the more he nagged me. You see, we're at this stupid training camp, and he seems to be under the impression that, since I asked him and that dopey owl guy to help me work on my blocks, I'm suddenly infatuated with him!

He's made it part of his daily routine to hang around after practice, only leave when I leave, and offer to take me out for a drink. At first, I was pissed, for more reason than one. Firstly, he'd done it in front of Yamaguchi, and the teasing from the freckled boy was eternal. Secondly, I'd made it pretty clear that I was tired, and distinctly remember announcing that I was going to bed. Thirdly...well, I'd only just properly met him! It'd been literal hours since we'd first properly spoken to one another, if you don't count the practice match, but even then we barely acknowledged each other.

Although...by the fourth night of the training camp, it started being more endearing than annoying. He was always witty, always bounced back when I rejected him, and seemed to have increasing effects on me. The third night was the first when I'd nearly accepted his offer. His line then was "are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work, but the feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out~" which was just...just...

...adorable...yup, that's how far I fell that night. A stupid pickup line that he probably got off of the internet had me up all night talking to Yamaguchi, who was, of course, as high as a kite at the news. I didn't especially want to tell him, but I think he'd known anyway. I'd be willing to bet that he'd have seen it plastered all over my face, given the way that the Nekoma boy smirked and walked away, whistling to himself as if he were proud.

"Tsukki, a blind man could see that he likes you! And it's pretty obvious that you like him too, so what's the problem?!"

That's what he'd said to me two days ago, that third night of our trip. That sleepless Wednesday night that had shifted my entire view on both Kuroo and Yamaguchi. The latter became a true friend, the former bypassed that.

"I...I don't know. I didn't think I liked him, but...every night, he seems to get me more and more flustered!"

"Well...why don't you try teasing him back, see what happens? I can help you think of some lines if you-"

"No, Tadashi, I'll be fine...I might not if he approaches me tomorrow though...it's probably best to wait until Friday."

"Oh...OH! TSUKKI, DO YOU WANNA GET LAID?!"

"SHHHHH! That orange idiot will hear you!"

"Ohhhhhhmygod that means I'm right..."

"Wh-...shit..."

"D'aw, it's ok Tsukki! Besides, what's the worst that could happen?"

Uh...this? Me, on a Friday evening, practicing blocking with Kuroo and the other, less relevant one, and trying desperately not to stare at the cat-like boy. The silver boy sent a particularly harsh shot at me, stinging my hand like a thousands bees, and I stumbled back when I landed, shaking my hand around as I landed painfully on the floor. I heard a strange noise, somewhat resembling a dog throwing up, and looked to see Kuroo doubled over in a fit of...laughter? Agonising pain?! Which is it?!