Bill Knows Dipper's Education

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I sit on a hill in a clearing in the woods. The sky over the leafless tree line is a soft pink. My brain is rather fuzzy. I've been wandering around in the woods for hours after running away from the incident. I had some silly hope that I'd find my way out and back into Gravity Falls, but now I don't know if I'm even close to the small town. I can't sleep, though. It's too cold and I don't have a jacket on me. The weather feels like the first snow will come soon.

It's been a while since I used my phone, the battery life can only last so long and I don't have my charger, but now would be the time to turn it on. I grab it out of my pocket. I look at my phone. The feeling of holding the thin box is odd. I turn the device on and watch it go through its logo stuff. Once it makes it to the screen, I can immediately see I have no bars. Well, there goes my plan of calling the police.

I decide to unlock my phone anyway. I may not have used my phone, but I wouldn't be surprised if Bill did. The first place I go to is the camera. I press to look at the pictures, and indeed, my guess proves itself correct.

The pictures are about as chaotic and random as Bill is. One picture is just roadkill Bill found right outside the Shack, and the next is Bill figuring out my body. Both are gross to look at in...different ways. I can't help but smile, though. All of Bill's pictures are pictures taken by my friend. A friend whose mind is much more messed up than mine, a friend who knows much more than me, but still enjoys being much like a child.


From what Bill would later tell me, he's currently in the woods with Dipper. He's sweating and looking wherever he can. The trees, the bushes, the rocks, but there's no sign of me anywhere. Sweating...it's a gross sensation to Bill. Dipper, on the other hand, is much calmer.

"We'll find them, Bill," Dipper says, "But you need to stop looking under rocks, first." Bill pauses as he holds a rock over his head and faces Dipper.

"No!" Bill exclaims. The demon proceeds to run around with a rock. Dipper has no choice but to give chase.

After a while of running around the woods like idiots, Dipper catches up to Bill and takes the rock away. Bill glares at Dipper.

"Hey! I'm the one helping you find the human you didn't stab in the back in five minutes," Dipper points out, "And you know what kind of monsters are out there. (Y/N) could be eaten alive! Don't you care about that?"

Bill pauses before he says "I burned my home dimension down. Does it look like I would care about one mere human?" Dipper pauses. Bill pauses. The silence lasts way too long.

"Then I'll be the one to give (Y/N) a blanket," with that, Dipper walks off. Dipper isn't alone for long, however. Bill swiftly joins Dipper.

"You're my only way home," Bill excuses. Dipper rolls his eyes as the boys make it deeper and deeper into the forest.


I shiver and feel my eyes almost close, and that's when I hear voices in the woods. I open my eyes wider and try to look at the source of the sound. It sounds like one is calling for my name and another for a bird, but it's hard to tell. Is there hope? Or has Lady Death come to claim me?

Well, two men come out of the trees, and neither of them are the Grim Reaper. I look at the familiar people as they hurry to me. Dipper runs faster as soon as he sees me with Bill trying to pretend he doesn't care about what's going on.

"(Y/N)!" Dipper exclaims, "There you are. Everything's going to be okay, we're here now-"

"Wutz'a...happening?" I ask, "Where were you guyz?" Hearing me speak is what speeds Bill up and have him kneel down in front of me.

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