JELSA ONE SHOTS(●'◡'●)ﾉ❄︎

alcohol-free

(Or are they?)

So it went, the new year's party wasn't all that bad. The reunion wasn't very akward as before, and the buffet had been very pleasant. Some of Jack's old highschool friends had attended the party, though some of them never got the invite. (Jack was deeply sorry for that) Elsa, on the other hand wasn't sure if she had made friends back then. No one but Rapunzel and Merida had been her only friends. (Or the people brave enough to talk to the ever so cold-hearted ice princess who's never even had a bad hair day atleast once) but it was safe to say that they were the real ones that put up with her for years. She had joined a friend group once, and they all pretended she was invisible. The girls she had associated with only had made "friends" with her because she's got a hot boyfriend (Jack.)

It was all from the past. Thank goodness Jack was one of the guys who actually knows the definition of loyalty. If not, she doesn't know anymore. (He was precious to her and he knew that.)

Jack's mom had been bugging them on having another baby and continuosly placing kisses on both of their cheeks. Mary had tugged on Elsa's hand and told her that she wanted to watch the fireworks go off together.

Hiccup had introduced his girlfriend (she seemed foreign -and boy, were they right about it- and she had quite the accent. That, Elsa would take note of) her name was Kiara. Merida had gotten herself a girl, Anna's having her second baby, Rapunzel is pregnant with her first, and it had only been Jack and Elsa's 18th anniversary. (They're.. really old.)

Also, Jack and Elsa's daughter had been celebrating the party with her girlfriend's friends.

(A/N: Frosty_Ballad forced me to do this)

The evening was going very well for the married pair, even though both of them had been a teensy bit tipsy.

Just the tiniest bit.

That's what they'd say if they were lying.

Just the tiniest bit of alcohol.

They were definetely alcohol-free.

Definetely.

No, they were not.

If they were, they wouldn't be in the middle of the street, in the middle of the night, unable to walk straight. Their friends wouldn't be looking for them.

Jack and Elsa. To say they were drunk, was an understatement.

"Oh no.." Elsa spoke. "We're lost!"

Jack tried to walk properly, taking support out of his wife who was leaning onto him, her arms had wrapped around his. "I'm tired. Let's sleep here.. on the streets." Jack responded, grinning mischeviously.

Elsa giggled whilst holding Jack close. "That's so romantic!"

One thing you should know, once they both get wasted, they'd never know what they would be doing. Elsa hated being intimate in public, yet she's been kissing him in the middle of the night, and people would be watching them.

Jack sighed.

"Jaaaack.."

"Hm?"

"Let's make some.." she tripped, but had managed to hold onto Jack in order not to fall down. "..babies!"

"We're still outside!"

"Well you can get inside" Elsa teased, whispering softly in his ear. "....if you know what I mean."

"There are people.." Jack retorted, glancing at the people looking at them weirdly.

"They won't bother us!" She still had that flirty look on her face.

"But we're bothering them"

"That's not our problem. Come on! Julia said she wanted to be a big sister.."

"Maybe some other time."

Elsa sighed. "Okay.."

"Jack! Elsa!"

They were met by a panting Hiccup, tired from running around just to look for them.

"We're busy!" Jack yelled at him and had started kissing Elsa. Her arms wrapped around his neck as she moved closer.

"Come on! You're bothering people!"

Jack and Elsa pulled away moments after Hiccup had said that. They stared at him, giving the people an apologetic look then turning to look at them. "Come on."

Elsa pulled herself away from Jack's embrace and walked towards her friend, who seemed to look at them strictly. Her hands found their way on his shoulder and she looked at him, her gaze was almost cold and frightening.

She leaned closer, and closer, and then..

She threw up on his shirt.

And it was his favorite one.

Jack had bursted out of laughter. Knowing his wife very well, he was aware of that trick she had done just now.

"I wish i could record this!"

Hiccup's face? Priceless.

Elsa had passed out, and Jack had to carry her.

Why are they like this.. just, why?

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This was rushed and short. 😀