Squirps Goes to Barnes and Noble

Chapteer 1: The return

It had been a whole year since there were problems in flipside.

There used to be so many problems a season ago. Walmart redemptions, main character deaths, penis-related names, the world of Dangan Ronpa, Luigi, and even a Gangsta who threatened to destroy things.

But now, I think things are good! The Dimentio and Mimi memorial Walmart became the most shopped at walmart in all of the universe, and there were all sorts of people that were coming there to buy wals.

There were tall people. There were short people. There were alive people. There were dead people. There were furries. There were anime likers. There were football people. There were alien people. There were polygomous people.

At least one of those people was Squirps. He was looking around and around the walmart. He found lots of wals and even a mart or two, but... No books?

"WHAT" Squirbs said, clearly disturbed by no books.

"I need to talk to the manager!" Squirks said. Suddenly, as if there was an act of God, there was the manager! It was Timpany (Tippi) Last Name.

"Are you clearly disturbed by no books?" Tippi said.

"Yes!" Squirms said.

"Well, there is a reason that there are no books!" Tippi said.

"Ok." Squirks said.

"So, after last season, Gangsta became a bestselling author! He wrote a book about his experiences and about why he was the true hero of the story. People loved the book, and people loved the walmart! We put the loved book in the loved walmart and the overload of love meant that they had to fight to the death! Walmart won. No more books." Tippi said.

"Sounds reasonable, I will just have to go without reading a book tod- HEY WAIT A MINUTE NO I GOTTA READ A BOOK" Squircs said.

"OTHER PEOPLE GOTTA READ BOOKS TOO YOU GREEN HEAD, SO WE INVENTED A BARNES AND NOBLE ACROSS THE STREET." Tippi said. She was mad because she was racist.

"I will go to the Barnes and Noble." Squirgs decided. He began to walk with his many legs out of the Walmart and he saw the Barnes and Noble. Crossing the street, he was hit by a car!

"Sorry dude" the car said.

"I WILL GET REVENGE BY BUYING A BOOK." Squirls said. Now he was angry too! Everybody hoped that the anger wouldn't have to fight to the death.

"And also I will get revenge by killing you." Squirns said. He murdered the car in cold blood.