Hermitcraft Oneshots

That's A Promise. (Fluff??)

A/N: When Mumbo tries to get this person to join Hermitcraft, Mumbo tries to explain that not every server brings war- (YES IK THIS SOUNDS BAD BC THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE SEASON 6 WHERE EVERY SEASON AFTER HAS HAD SOME SORT OF WAR BUT LIKE- OH WELL- YOU CAN DEAL, Right-?) Fluff?? 801 words! YAY!

"Hey," My mustached friend asked in a slight mumble.

"Yes?" I respond. Not knowing this small little conversation would lead to great things in my future.

"Have you ever considered joining a server?"

"No." I say, looking at the lunatic. Mumbo knows what happened last time I joined a server. "You know what happened last time! I am not joining another server."

"A few bad servers doesn't mean all are bad! I have a proposition for you! I can ask to get you into Hermitcraft! Get you a few good words in! You'll fit in great!"

"Mumbo, no."

"Come on! It's going to be so dull by yourself! A new season is starting soon, and it would be the perfect time for you!" Mumbo patted my shoulder and kept his arm there before continuing his little 'talk.' "It might get a tiny bit crazy, but what is life without it being chaotic! You would know out of all people! Now you can be all uptight and by yourself but hear me out! Join hermitcraft and you will not regret it!"

"And the players? Last time I checked people don't take kindly to strangers,"

"These people are different! They enjoy the company of everyone and embrace differences! Your roommates wouldn't mind you being gone for a while!"

"You doubt their stupidity-"

"Then ask your one friend to check on them! You still talk to her right!"

"I guess.... but even then, I would feel better being here myself." I turn to my doorway about to turn its handle.

"COME ON! IT'LL BE FUN!"

I scoff a bit as I do a 180 turn. "I'm not joining another server Mumbo, that's final." I fumble with my jumper's sleeves and look at an old bracelet I was given. "So yeah, thanks but no, if that's all you want then you can leave."

"It's admiring how persistent you and your little friends are though, I have to give you that-" I mumble.

"SEE! ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO JOIN!" Mumbo gave a big thumbs up, which made me chuckle.

"I'm good with the way I'm living man, I don't need another backfiring server flop. What would the cats think!" I say gesturing to the two cute kittens I saw in my window. "And my roommates to, I guess." I mumble as my two living partners staired at my and mumbo with their ears against the glass. 

(That's non-litteral*)

"So, you want to be known as the only famous player who isn't in a sever?"

"If I got mixed up with another server, I wouldn't be so famous, who knows what drama could come with this!"

"That's why you should join! The chaos and drama make's life AT LEAST TEN TIMES MORE FUN! To me that seems like a good deal, but I mean if you don't like chaotic-good then I guess I'll leave,"

Well, I mean chaotic-good is-. . . . .

Mumbo was going to walk away; I don't know how he convinced me to do this, but he did- "MUMBO WAIT!"

Mumbo slid on his heelies to do a full 180. "Yes?"

"If I did join this server who's to say my stuff wouldn't get absolutely rubbished-?"

Mumbo's face lit up with a big smile. "The people there are very nice, and if it was a prank that did so rules state that as long as it doesn't deal major damage to the person or their area around it to an irreversible or a really hard state!"

"And stealing items?"

"Unless it's stuff that isn't valuable or a server lag than you'll be fine!"

"And how nice did you say this place was? The others are they really as nice as you say?"

"The ABSOLUTE nicest!!!"

I pause. After what happened. What if Mumbo's wrong? Then again- I aswell could be wrong. I can give a season a try and if I don't like it, I can duck out! "And you think you can get me into this so called 'nice' server?"

"I can put a few good words in, yeah!"

I give a small smile and a nod. As mumble jumped in a joy for a split second.

"Mumbo, if you can get me allowed in, I'll join."

"Is that a deal?"

"That's a promise."

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I knock on the door; I haven't seen her in SO long!

"OH, MY, GOODNESS! GRIAN! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER! WHAT'S UP!"

"Hey Pearl, I've been a bit busy, but I have a question for you,"

"Yeah?"

I looked at my friend who I knew for the longest time. In the same unknowing situation, I was around two years ago. And this is what I asked:

"Have you ever considered joining a server?"

The END.