Comparing his body to Zoro's, the older man knew he was in danger just by seeing how inhumanely strong he appeared.
When he looked down at his pants, he came to another realization... "T-t-three swords..?!" It was then that he found out the man he had angered was none other than Roronoa Zoro.
He immediately apologized, walking away with a nervous jitter in his unsteady body.
"And you! When the hell did you get up there, fool." Zoro clicked his tongue, grabbing ahold of Luffy's waist.
"No no and NO!" The boy started to whine.
"You're supposed to say "Your hero is here to rescue you!" Or... Or something like that." This alone lead Zoro to get shivers all over his body.
"Do you think I'm some sort of character from Marvel?! Get your bony ass down here!" Luffy's mouth widened, a gasp emitting from his chest.
"Bony? Bony BROOK'S ASS!! Mine has meat and loads too!" He shouted, making someone nearby choke on their drink.
"So your ass is a fridge that can store meat then, hmm?" Zoro joked, making the younger get flustered.
"You betcha! Oi, Buggy!! C'mere!" He extended his arm out to the red nosed man who was still drying himself off with a towel after having choked on water earlier.
"Heh?? Back for another round, Mugiwara?!" He grinned, crossing his arms. Luffy suddenly grabbed the man's arms, popping them off of him.
"M-MY ARMS! WHAT THE... What's this? WHAT'RE YOU-" His arms suddenly squeezed at a pair of round buttcheeks.
"WHAT THE FLAP JACKS- IT'S SO... SO.. Nice and round- ENOUGH! Give me my damn hands back, dammit!!" Buggy demanded, being catapulted once more when Zoro grabbed ahold of his floating arms, slapping the pirate with his own hands.
Afterwards, Buggy's face grew so swollen, he looked unrecognizable.
"I- I'll go exercise somewhere else from now on. Sorry for disturbing you." He scrambled to his feet, taking off in seconds to avoid getting caught up in the sword swings Zoro was unleashing.
When Buggy left, Luffy and Zoro's violent behavior towards the blue haired troublemaker had gotten to the point where they were being followed by the angered personnel.
"Shit, run!!" Zoro held Luffy's hand and took off with him, dashing through a swarm of people who eventually got in their way and were becoming an obstacle for their getaway.
Unfortunately, they stumbled into so many, that the workers who were chasing after them had managed to grab ahold of Zoro's arm, slowing down their tracks.
"Luffy, keep running, you idiot!"
"Gum-gum no..." Luffy's arm stretched out to the man's waist, making Zoro grow flustered.
"Ha...haha... Know what? I'd rather be caught by the- UWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" The sky grew shadowed by a strange flying figure that was soaring across it.
Meanwhile, down by at the beach, this figure had been captured by the eyes of many. And in between the eyes that had seen it flying, was a young man with a pair of binoculars.
"Usopp! See anything from down here?" Asked Nami, looking over at her close friend, to which he nodded.
"What is it? A bird? Eagle?" Chopper suddenly gasped.
"Usopp, it's n-n-not a pterodactyl, is it!?"
"It's... It's Zoro and Luffy." They all turned to look at the sniper in disbelief.
"Ha, impossible. If that really was mosshead and the Captain, we would've heard one of them screaming." Sanji stated, looking above him as well.
And as if his statement needed to be proven wrong, a loud voice answered the blonde man.
"I CAN'T SWIM! I CAN'T SWIM!!" The crewmates looked at each other, nodding in sync.
"Yup... It's them, alright."
~Meanwhile~
"Land in the Ocean! Aim for it, NOW." Zoro shouted out in panic, making Luffy nervous.
"I CAN'T SWIM!"
"And I CAN'T survive a fall from this height unlike your rubber body. SO AIM." Fighting over where to make their inevitable crash landing, the wide Ocean received both of the fallen boys in different ways.
While Zoro had a safe splash into it, the younger male was failed to survive his fall and ended up plummeting deep into the water where he was drowning.
"Luffy, wait!" Holding his breath in, the Swordsman swam behind Luffy, kicking his feet back to make it to the surface of the water at a faster pace.
Having reached the top, Luffy started to cough, giving Zoro a sign of life.
Looking beside him, the older man held his Captain's arm and started to run, startling the younger who questioned him as to why they were on the run, or what they were running from.
"The Sunny, Luffy! The Thousand Sunny!!" Pouting up at the other, Luffy was completely lost in thought, unable to make up anything out of Zoro's sentence.
However, it all came together and made sense to him when they reached their Thousand Sunny ship that they had conveniently landed near.
"Wha- We flew that far!?" The boy exclaimed out of shock and excitement, cocking his head up at his shirtless lover.
"Zoro... What happened to your shirt?" Running his hand across his chest, Zoro shrugged at the Captain's question, being just as clueless as the boy was.
"Guess I lost that along with my dignity at the gym we were kicked out of." He chuckled, lightly.
"Damn, I didn't even get to complete my routine at all." The man concluded, earning a frown of guilt from Luffy.
It was obvious to Luffy that Zoro had been bothered by this, and there was nothing he could do to make it up to the Swordsman.
Tapping lightly on Zoro's shoulder, he eyed Luffy with a look of annoyance.
"Hmm?"
"I wanna make it up to you, is... There anything I can do so you could finish your routine?" Realizing that the younger only wanted to help, Zoro couldn't stay mad at him for long.
Instead, he smirked at him, coming up with an idea.
"Woah... Ha, what's that for?" Luffy's body flinched at first, being carried onto the Sunny where he was lead deeper into the ship in Zoro's arms.
"I know how we can both finish our routine." Stopping by the kitchen, Zoro opened the fridge to take out a pair of water bottles.
"I don't think both of us could exercise in the ship, Zoro. I'll probably end up breaking something! Shishishi!!" Handing one of the bottles to Luffy, the older man sat down on a hammock.
They both took awhile to regenerate the energy they lost when running away, but eventually, they were able to fully restore it.
"What if I told you there was another way we could break a sweat without damaging the Sunny." He asked, suggestively.
"Huh.. How so, then?" Zoro flicked his finger at the boy, signalling him to get closer to him.
Luffy shrugged, approaching the man while taking another gulp of water.
"Wanna have sex?"
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