Luffy: Typing...
Luffy: Why do I have a bandage over my head?
Zoro: You hit your head against a bookshelf and passed out. How tf is this even possible.
Zoro: Though... Coming from you, anything is to be expected 😪
Luffy: Oh yeah! I remembered now, I pushed my head back when laughing and slammed it against something hard before fainting 😅
Zoro: Wyd now?
Luffy: HOW DID YOU KNOW? 😲
Zoro: Know what?
Luffy: That I was digging 😬
Zoro: Digging?
Luffy: Isn't that what 'Wyd' stands for? "Were you digging"
Zoro: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE ABBREVIATIONS FROM? 💀
Zoro: Wait a minute, you were digging?
Luffy: Yep. I like digging on the artificial grass Franky installed. It feels niiice.
Zoro: Wyd is short for "What are you doing"... But now I suppose I don't need you to tell me anymore.
Zoro: What made u dig in the first place? Are u some sort of a dog? 😭
Luffy: I WANNA FIND BURIED TREASURE 🤩
Zoro: In the ship... You wanna find treasure in the ship?
Luffy: That's right, come search foursome with me!
Zoro: Foursome?
Luffy: With me.
Zoro: WTF
Luffy: It's in the kitchen.
Zoro: WHAT?
Luffy: The fridge, dummy. I thought you knew that by now 😛
Zoro: Explain yourself, please 💀
Luffy: "WTF" = Where's the fridge. Right? There you go. Since you're always gettin' lost, I gave you the directions to it 😂
Zoro: that's not what "WTF" means
Luffy: Really? What does it mean then?
Zoro: Never mind that, I need to ask YOU what you think "foursome" means and why you want me to have one with you 😭
Luffy: Treasure! Wanna look foursome treasure with me? 😁
Zoro: ... U really need a dictionary
Luffy: You** SAYS THE ONE WHO MISSPELLS EVERYTHING.
Zoro: For some* IT'S "FOR SOME TREASURE".
Luffy: That's what I said 😝
Zoro: Luffy... "For some" and "foursome" are two very different things. VERY DIFFERENT.
Zoro: Never ask someone to have a foursome with you... Unless you're into those things, idk
Luffy: "I don't know"?
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