A sexy love story.
Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more.
A racey love triangle 😍💅
Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more...
It was another boring day, an orange motherfucker called trump was staring at his phone like he usually did and everything was going smoothly until the orange turd realized that he had watched all the goat porn there was on the internet, and therefore, there was nothing left to watch.
Saddened by this occurrence trump ran his fingers through the three blonde pubes he had left on his head, "what should I watch now?" he thought to himself
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He looked through his Google homepage, hoping to find something interesting, something sexy, something new, something that would turn him on.
He continued to scroll through pictures of feet eagerly until one of them finally caught his attention. Though the resemblance to one was uncanny, this wasn't a foot, this was Joe Biden.
He frowned upon seeing this picture, offended by the fact that Google had shown him a picture of his opponent knowing very well that he had programmed it to not show these types of images.
The man sighed, feeling a tingle deep down in his immense stomach, what was he feeling? Butterflies perhaps, but maybe the feeling was lower down.
Curious, Trumpty Dumpty clicked on the link underneath the image of Biden, being met with several other images.
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"What is this..." Donald muttered to himself with a small grin, settling on a few images that had Caught his attention.
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Trump groaned, licking his lips. He found this man disgustingly sexy. These images were too overwhelming for him.... He couldn't contain it any longer.
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"FUCK ME DADDY BIDEN" trumpy wumpy moaned into his microphone.
Embarrassed, the orange Cheeto put his hand to his mouth, after contemplating what he had just said for a few moments he called his secretary in, who had heard what he had said just like everyone else in the building, and asked her to change his diaper.
He glanced at the images once more.
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"Biden....you will be mine and I will own your pasty pale ass"
