A sexy love story.
Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more.
A racey love triangle 😍💅
Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more...
It was the day before the election and Trumpy dumpy and Joe Baka were about to make their final statements before a decision was made.
Before they began Biden gave Trump weirdly long handshake, neither of them breaking eye contact as their hand sweat mixed together. After 1 hour and 9 minutes they let go but before they could start the debate they heard a familiar voice in the background....it was Hillary Clinton on the screen behind them!
"Oh no it's Hillary fucking Clit Ton" Joe exclaimed.
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"Fuck yes it is! My bae Jeffy bezos hacked the computer system for me" Hillary replied.
"..but how?" Trump mumbled.
"Unlike your dumb orange ass I have a degree in electrical engineering and computer science" Jeff replied, entering the frame next to Hillary.
Donald gave Joe a confused look as they listened to Hillary and Jeff's bullshit, what could she possibly be here for?
"As I'm sure all of you are confused as to why I'm here, I'll show you. Members of the US Electoral college, check this out!"
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Hillary lifted her phone up in front of her to reveal the picture of Trump and Biden in the golden room, the crowd gasped in disgust.
"These people have been having an affair behind your backs! These are the clowns that you consider qualified to participate in this election! They are clearly not." Hillary exclaimed.
" I can explain" Trump said but was quickly cut off before he could elaborate.
"But it's okay, we can change it" Bezos said "Vote Hillary Clinton for president!"
Trump covered his face with his fat greasy hands so people wouldn't see that he was crying, the crowd cheered for Hillary, and Joe walked over to Donald and whispered something in his ear.
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"Stop crying you sexy man baby I have an idea" Joe said.
"Wh- What is it?" Donald questioned
"We should come out to everyone as a couple and try to win them back" he replied.
"What the fuck I'm not doing that.... I'm not gay..." Trump whined.
"Do you want that stupid chicken woman to win the election?" Biden asked.
"N-no" Donald said.
"Then we're fucking doing it" Joe smiled, squeezing trump's shoulder.
"Members of the Electoral college will you please hear us out" Joe exclaimed.
"We are aware that we have been put in quite a compromising position..."
"Literally!" Someone shouted, the crowd laughing in response.
"....but hear us out, we were ashamed of our relationship until now, and we know it was wrong of us to keep it a secret.... But some of you must know how rough it is to be outed by someone else, especially like this! Hillary is the villain here! And we will win this election... together" Joe stated, squeezing Trump's hand.
The crowd started applauding and cheering for the couple.
"Fuck you all!" Hillary scoffed, the screen started to glitch and a gross photo of her in a swimsuit appeared on screen.
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Everyone started Laughing and cheering. A voice was suddenly heard in the background...
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"I'VE GOT YOUR BACK TRUMP AND BIDEN!!! #OLDGAYS"
"OMG James Charles you did that?! Respect biash!" Trump said, finally embracing his gay self.
In the heat of the moment Donald and Joe looked at each other....
...And kissed for the whole world to see!
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"You know this is going live on TV right?" Joe asked.
"I don't give a fuck" Trump replied, kissing him again.
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