The Donald Trump Diaries

The Golden Room

Trigger Warnings: sex, pubes, shit.

Joe shrieked in excitement as he put the phone down on Hillary, her sexy words replaying in his mind as he changed his sharty farty underwear.

Biden smirked, adjusting his suit in the mirror and running his fingers swiftly through the 5 white pubes on his head.

He left the bathroom and went back to the bar, there he saw a bunch of people covering their noses, followed by what sounded like diarrhea coming from the golden room.

Donaldina Trumpina was there waiting patiently on the bed that he had previously sprinkled his golden pubes on, they blended in perfectly with the satin bedsheets and velvety pillowcases.

As he waited for daddy biden he pulled a mason jar out of his butthole and took a shit in it, the shit got a few blonde butt hairs stuck in it so Donald used them to light the turd to make a scented candle.

The smell of trump's ass candle resulted in Joe busting through the door and ripping his suit off to reveal a neon green mankini

Donald gasped at the sight and started twerking at biden.

Hoe Biden ran towards the bed but before he could reach it he slipped on some pubes and fell face first into Trump's loose orange ass, he pissed himself in response.

Donald farted Joe out so he wouldn't die of asphyxiation but Joe got really turned on by the farts and started fucking him hard with his 3 cm dick.

"Harder papi!!" Donald exclaimed.

Meanwhile.....

Hillary drove to the golden pubes bar as fast as possible to catch sleepy Joe and the orange mofo getting frisky with each other, there was a traffic jam so Hillary took the opportunity to send Jeff bezos a text.

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Hillary Clit Ton: "Hey Jeff... I'm sorry to hear about your divorce. I had a feeling you never got over me, come to the Golden Pubes bar if I'm correct"

Beff Jezos: *typing*

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Hillary sighed, putting her phone to her chest. She heard a notification but just before she could take a look at it her driver announced that they had arrived.

She got out and ran through the parking lot into the bar, she leaned over the counter for a minute to catch her breath and took a shot that someone had left on the counter, little did she know that trump had put 10 Viagra pills in it for Biden.

She ran up to the golden room and peeked through the door.

"What the fuck" Hillary whispered as she reached for her phone and took a picture.

She had forgotten to turn the flash off so they noticed her and started screaming and creaming.

"W-Wait Hillary is that you?!" Joe exclaimed "then who the fuck is this???"

"THAT'S DONALD FUCKING TRUMP"
She replied.

"No I'm fucking Trump" he answered.

Hillary pinched the bridge of her nose, she couldn't believe these clowns were the ones running for president, but thankfully it wouldn't last long since she was going to sabotage it.

Suddenly she felt a hand grab her shoulder, it was Jeff bezos.

"What is that smell" Jeff said as he covered his nose, Hillary did too.

"That's my ass candle, you want one?" Trump replied

"What are you doing here?" Hillary asked.

"Didn't you get my text? I still love you Hillary. Do you want to get some drinks and catch up?"

Hillary smiled seductively "that sounds nice, but right now I want something else"

"Get the fuck out of here" she said to trump and Biden who were still going at it on the bed.

"What's gotten into you Hillary?" Jeff asked as she dragged him onto the bed.

"You, hopefully" she said.

"I think that might be the Viagra shot Trump tried to drug me with" Joe replied.

"How did you know?" Trump asked.

"I know everything Babygirl, but we have unfinished business, wanna continue this affair in the silver room?" He asked squeezing trump's butt cheeks.

"Hell yes! I mean... Okay but no homo right?" The orange Cheeto said.

"Yeah now let's go"