A sexy love story.
Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more.
A racey love triangle 😍💅
Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more...
Here's another chapter because I'm unhinged and on several drugs.
It was the next day, and Trump was lazing around on an XXL pool float donut in a jacuzzi on Putin's yacht holding a Martini like a bad bitch.
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Putin had become Trump's new sugar daddy, even though the orange Cheeto was widowed just a few hours ago.
Regardless, he was infatuated with his new bald Russian pet. He always had a thing for bad boys 😏
He looked around the pool for his new papi in the pool, only to be met with his mortal enemies!!😱
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"YOU CUNTS YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND" Donald shouts across the pool at them.
"ALSO YOUR SWIMSUITS FUCKING SUCK"
James Charles, who also happens to be at the pool party, remarks.
Moments later he flashes everyone with his rainbow booty.
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"SLAY BESTAY" Trump screams, oh how he loves being gay.
Trump is still mad though cause they killed his hubby biden so he steps out of the pool and gets on the springboard that is 69 metres over the pool!! 😱😱😱
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"I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU BITCHES SO HARD THAT THIS ENTIRE SHIP GOES UP YOUR ASS" Trump exclaims before jumping off the springboard.
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"NOOOO!!!" Hillary and Jeff exclaim before getting engulfed in the nuclear explosion of Trump's colossal buttcheeks.
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Revenge has never tasted so good to Donald Trump.
Like Diarrhea and Pool water, and as always, a touch of spray tan.
Hillary and Jeff are now either dead or residing in Trump's buttcheeks with his unborn child.
But one thing is for certain...
Putin approved of Trump's latest explosion.... 💥😍😍😍
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"Good Job my little discord kitten... You will be very valuable to me in WW3..."
He says with his sexy Russian accent, Trump swoons and drops a lil fart in response.
Now that I'm here, I need to know....
Are you guys team Biden or team Putin? ...or maybe we should add another sugar daddy candidate into the mix 👀
